All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
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📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call a female warrior from Cybertron?

Amazon Prime

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👤︎ u/Uglarinn
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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Why did the cannibalistic Roman slave warrior show no remorse over his recent female victim?

Because he was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/assafstone
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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When a japanese warrior gives you a brief overview of something,..

..does that mean he's samuraizing?

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📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!

It's our Moo-LAN party!

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📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Why did the warrior cut off the feet of his enemies?

They were defeated.

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👤︎ u/Aureperi
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Which ancient warrior leader made a name for himself with wordplay?

Attila The Pun.

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👤︎ u/KCL80
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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The cannibal warrior who defeated his female opponent looked very satiated.

He was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/iiWizrius
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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What do you call a social justice warrior fish?

A triggered fish

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📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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Where do you go to become a medieval warrior?

Knight School

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📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes

They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence

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📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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Have you heard about the groups of feline warriors that protects the immune system?

They call themselves the gang-lions.

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📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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Three warriors, past, present, and future, are having a battle to the death.

It was a tense fight.

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👤︎ u/AIWDI
📅︎ Jun 20 2014
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Where do rodent warriors go when they die?

To Vole-hole-a.

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📅︎ Mar 31 2017
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Every time I watch Sasuke/Ninja Warrior.

Whenever one of the competitors falls, I say "Ouch! I hope he hasn't done himself a ninjury!"

I'm not a dad, but I'm an uncle thrice over so I hope that counts.

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👤︎ u/Sam_Geist
📅︎ Aug 20 2013
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