My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop the Star Wars puns.

Divorce is strong with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
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Star Wars puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jothebest75
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War-pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wsharp325
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Can you think of a good Star Wars pun?

Coruscant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Nothing like a good star wars pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAWSco
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I tried to think of a good Star Wars pun

But it just felt Forced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NEONGGUY54
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Star wars pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xo1opossum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Haha Star Wars puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MondoMeme
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The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/svk7sarthak
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Her: One more Star Wars pun, and I’m leaving you.

Me: Please don’t go. Yoda one for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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If you can’t find yourself a girl who likes Star Wars puns

You’re probably looking in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I'm sometimes okay with Civil War puns

but I General Lee don't approve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ServalSpots
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Star Wars Puns

From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!


Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!


Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short


What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi


What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks


What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be


Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul


Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!


Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!


Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its but

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Star Wars Puns

In the spirit of the Star Wars film launching, lets share our best star wars puns. I'll start off:

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t love Star Wars, you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siborg71
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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Civil War puns might be a little controversial.

But they are General Lee easy to make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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New revolutionary Star Wars pun. twitter.com/Slimecicle/st…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimecicle
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Star wars pun imgur.com/crQ2pSL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bisexual_Annie
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Star Wars puns coming Hoth and Heavy reddit.com/r/movies/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XtraTarTarSauce
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Annoying my friend with a Star Wars pun. I couldn't resist. imgur.com/MNC2gOz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vsf118
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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Star Wars Pun Battle tickld.com/t/186402
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksel
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My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...

... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.

Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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My dad is a Star Wars fan and my parents are in couples therapy over it.

Therapist: So why do you want to end your marriage?

Mom: I'm sick of all of the Star Wars puns.

Dad: Divorce is strong with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zax1989
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.

Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeomanroach
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I hate K-pop because listening to it reminds me of the time I spent in the Korean war and leads to extreme anxiety

My doctor says I may have BTSD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoor_veer
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I've never seen star wars. Are these the names of the characters? reddit.com/gallery/ku5asv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/merppymerp
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What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?

Guerrilla TicTacs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southwoodhunter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....

I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.

The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
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I had a pun war on Instagram reddit.com/gallery/jzziig
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyingSphinx26_
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Star wars celebrity names

Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.

Any others we cant think of?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogzombiela
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War

For the Confederacy, it all went South from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?

Mannequin Skywalker.

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The bird war is over

They signed a peace tweety

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebelalliance08
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"

The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What does Larry King call the War of 1812?

His mid-life crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananafishandblow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why did Will have a bad time during the war?

Because they were firing at will

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isauria
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peterd3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Who were the most tired people in the Cold War?

The sleeper agents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakesowdy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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After watching me read β€œWar and Peace”, my son asked me, β€œDad, why is the book so thick?”

Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him

When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.

Turns out he was a fibber nazi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?

The Man-DeLorean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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"Confucius Says...War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left."
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Leia: β€œYears ago you served my father in the Clone Wars...”

Dad: β€œWas her father a turkey?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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TIL of Private First Class, Francis Liptonβ€” an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.

It was the first known casual tea of war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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When the councilor asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage, she said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns...

I look at therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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