Star Wars puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jothebest75
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I tried to think of a good Star Wars pun

But it just felt Forced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NEONGGUY54
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War-pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wsharp325
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Can you think of a good Star Wars pun?

Coruscant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
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Nothing like a good star wars pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAWSco
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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If you can’t find yourself a girl who likes Star Wars puns

You’re probably looking in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Star wars pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xo1opossum
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Her: One more Star Wars pun, and I’m leaving you.

Me: Please don’t go. Yoda one for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/svk7sarthak
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I'm sometimes okay with Civil War puns

but I General Lee don't approve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ServalSpots
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Haha Star Wars puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MondoMeme
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Star Wars Puns

From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!


Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!


Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short


What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi


What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks


What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be


Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul


Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!


Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!


Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its but

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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Star Wars Puns

In the spirit of the Star Wars film launching, lets share our best star wars puns. I'll start off:

If you’re dating someone who doesn’t love Star Wars, you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siborg71
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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Civil War puns might be a little controversial.

But they are General Lee easy to make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Contrived Star Wars Pun; Marijuana; Erie Coincidence imgur.com/QQBFire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JordonBirk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2016
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New revolutionary Star Wars pun. twitter.com/Slimecicle/st…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimecicle
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2015
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Star Wars Pun Battle tickld.com/t/186402
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksel
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Star wars pun imgur.com/crQ2pSL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bisexual_Annie
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Annoying my friend with a Star Wars pun. I couldn't resist. imgur.com/MNC2gOz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vsf118
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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Star Wars puns coming Hoth and Heavy reddit.com/r/movies/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XtraTarTarSauce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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My dad is a Star Wars fan and my parents are in couples therapy over it.

Therapist: So why do you want to end your marriage?

Mom: I'm sick of all of the Star Wars puns.

Dad: Divorce is strong with this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zax1989
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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After watching me read β€œWar and Peace”, my son asked me, β€œDad, why is the book so thick?”

Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I want to tell a Star Wars joke...

But I’m afraid it would be too forced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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Helmet won by Sir Cumsize during war in the year 1215AD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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A joke for Star Wars Day: What kind of car does a jedi drive?

A toy Yoda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Did you hear about the car company that has started making Star Wars figurines?

Toyota now makes toy Yodas...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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What was the best weapon during the Cold war?

A jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avius_Si-muntu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DalbergTheKing
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside. I said Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlie_8011
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What is it called when a stripper is called to war?

Call of booty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poe3inmotion
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.

He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain

She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.

Her name will be Ella Vader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akamark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland

Finnish him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandardTrack
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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My son is still single on star wars day.

Apparently he's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phileo56
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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My friend started a pun war that was too hot for her to Handel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alto_128
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Casualty of War
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tblaine4
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In honour of Star Wars day I was going to have Wooki steak tonight..

But I've heard it's a little chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Still single on Star Wars Day.

Guess I'm just looking in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ev0L_NEXUS
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What happens when Greeks come back from war?

They get a gyro’s welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngusCucumber
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What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?

An Ally-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gptz
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Star wars on the stairs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoJoMcFearson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What happened when two herds of evenly-matched cows got into a turf war?

There was mootual destruction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBonez12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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World war intensifies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_am_I_am_me_2
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A Star Wars Knock knock joke

Knock Knock

Chancellor Palpatine:”who’s there”

Mysterious voice:”Wind”

Chancellor Palpatine:”Wind who?”

Mace Windu :”In the name of the galactic senate you’re under arrest, Chancellor”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-mmksquared
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I don’t like Star Wars fights

Once you’ve seen episode 1, you’ve seen them maul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haarp_1
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I’m a huge Star Wars fan and my wife wanted a divorce

So I handed her the divorce papers and said β€œmay divorce be with you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcyFrogg
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I just heard that a Star Wars character made first chair in the woodwinds section for John Williams’ orchestra.

Congrats Oboe-one Kenobi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
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hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?

the scent of old spies gave him away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianwaste
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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I lost the tug of war competition

All held broke loose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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A little star wars cosplay pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kear_the_Bear
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What did the General who lost both his arms, use to fight his wars?

His Leggies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcflufin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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one day a young boy was asking his dad about being in war

son: dad, did you ever get shot in the army?

dad: no son, I got shot in the leggy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wumbojimbo
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Why's a church the worst place to go during a war?

Because of all the pews.

pew, pew, pew pew pew!

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There is a robot creating art by copying things frΓ₯m star wars. Art o' dito

from*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jige1337
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
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Why was it called the Cold War

Cuz they were Stalin’ for time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LostInBilation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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If Chile and Turkey had a war...

Would that be a recipe for disaster?

Would Greece get involved?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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Star Wars Fanfiction

Recently my cousin got into Star Wars Fanfictions. Like absolutely enamored by them. Not being much of a fanfic guy but still wanting to be supportive I inquired into her new obsession. After a bit of asking she told me she hated the new villain arcs for the new trilogy but thought they were good characters that deserved a better story to be explored through. After this, I fully understood and was happy she was exploring these antagonists through a different lens.

Just goes to show ya, different snokes for different folks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trolobaggins
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Which company did sponsor glasses in Star Wars?

Rey-Ben

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navi66
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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[SPOILER] Star Wars

https://imgur.com/lglgd2E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeaners7n9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Literally real life Star Wars bruhh...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XCEPTION-El
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Star Wars Joke: What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delasolis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Why did the cold war last so long?

Because Russia kept stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wamminjammin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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What do you call cows that go to war?

The Mili-dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkySmaug384
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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If the family that popularized gull-winged doors had a baby girl, and they wanted to name her in honor of Star Wars...

She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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My dad lost his legs in the war and he sits on a wheelchair.

He gets off on lame jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Who is the only star wars charater that has been attavked by a bear.

Darth Maul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcbuilderuni
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Star wars fun hehehe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moto_moto5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I have commited several war crimes in uzbeckistan and am giving myself in for gassing hundreids of civillian houses
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dog-loaf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Did you know that on this day during the American Civil War, armies on both sides skipped breakfast?

They had to March first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneSidedDice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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What did the English teacher say about Star Wars?

β€œMetaphors be with you”!

  • someone I follow on Twitter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anlenke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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How did I start a war

I ran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotlineLasVegas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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A bunch of star wars food puns I made with my brother
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Penguin_1ord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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War officially became a word in 1775.

It was revolutionary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowingjellohno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What was the smelly Star Wars droid called?

B-0.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/303AL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I’ve decided to open a Star Wars themed corner grocery store.

I’m calling it the Dagobah Bodega

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryosen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Avengers: Infiknity War [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pununciation
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Why was the Star Wars baseball team so bad?

Because they were all Wookies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craigilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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When the councilor asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage, she said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns...

I look at therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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My son Luke loves that we have named our children after Star Wars characters

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/e3-po
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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