Divorce is strong with this one.
But it just felt Forced.
Me: Please don’t go. Yoda one for me.
You’re probably looking in Alderaan places.
but I General Lee don't approve
From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns
What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!
Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short
What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi
What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks
What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul
Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!
Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!
Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its but... keep reading on reddit ➡
In the spirit of the Star Wars film launching, lets share our best star wars puns. I'll start off:
If you’re dating someone who doesn’t love Star Wars, you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.
But they are General Lee easy to make.
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
Therapist: So why do you want to end your marriage?
Mom: I'm sick of all of the Star Wars puns.
Dad: Divorce is strong with this one.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
My doctor says I may have BTSD.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
Now they can Scandinavian!
His mid-life crisis.
Because they were firing at will
Man, De Lorain
The sleeper agents
Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
Dad: “Was her father a turkey?”
It was the first known casual tea of war.