What does the F in Ethiopia stand for?
Food
Feta Cheese
Wife: I got this feta cheese from the new Mediterranean market in town. It's so good!
Me: there was a famine in Lebanon a few years ago where they used that cheese to end the crisis.
Wife: ...
Me: it feta lotta people.
Wife: I hate you
Got my in-laws over the weekend. I was so proud.
We had just finished up the annual St. Patty's Irish dinner and my mother-in-law says, "I counted out the potatoes before I cooked, but I guess I didn't cook enough."
Me: "So I guess you could say we have a real...potato famine?"
I promptly saw myself out to a chorus of groans.
