Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The bartender says “sorry we don’t serve food here”
Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!
Hi Everyone!
So I have a request for you all. Some friends and I are starting a new Pathfinder Campaign. Specifically, Hell's Rebels. I noticed one point mentioned that mint is now outruled, as one of the more 'insane' laws being put into place. Naturally, I have designed my character entirely around that.
Thus, the Chef Pana Kouta is born. I hope to 'pepper' some puns throughout the campaign, and would love to have some help from you all!
To summarise Hell's Rebels: A city of freedom is put under martial law, and the party will become leaders of a rebellion to stop the tyranny as the new leader begins issuing more and more insane laws.
An argument between vegans is a vegetable beef.
Relax ... it's only ingest.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.
I told her it was all ingest.
Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.
It’s called Wedding cake
I mean, pho queue, people.
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
Yoghurt! :(
I call it grub hub
I want to design a custom apron for someone who likes admiring food for how it looks more than how it tastes. So far, I've thought of the following:
- in-food-uator (like 'infatuator' / infatuation)
- food-mirin (this seems kinda low effort lol).
Any more ideas? TIA!
I work at a bar The theme is hammers. Give me your best dishes/names/puns. Go!
