Things that we can say about food that sounds very sexual? Any ideas welcome!
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The bartender says “sorry we don’t serve food here”
So I have a request for you all. Some friends and I are starting a new Pathfinder Campaign. Specifically, Hell's Rebels. I noticed one point mentioned that mint is now outruled, as one of the more 'insane' laws being put into place. Naturally, I have designed my character entirely around that.
Thus, the Chef Pana Kouta is born. I hope to 'pepper' some puns throughout the campaign, and would love to have some help from you all!
To summarise Hell's Rebels: A city of freedom is put under martial law, and the party will become leaders of a rebellion to stop the tyranny as the new leader begins issuing more and more insane laws.
An argument between vegans is a vegetable beef.
Relax ... it's only ingest.
I'm so proud.
An orange, because they don't rhyme.
I said right between winner-land and loser-land
I think they called it Allah carte
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
You just got bamboozled.
It'll probably last until the end of the year.
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
A kids meal.
It will be called "All You Can Eat and Dim Sum"
It was a hard pill to swallow.
Teach it to hum.
while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.