Cooking pun of the year
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Cooking is bad for my anxiety.

I had to throw away my pressure cooker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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If you missed essential tomato cooking class

You can’t ketchup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnot_a_gnomeblin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.

A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.

I thought "I don't know what to make of this"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingfisher202103
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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I'm taking indian cooking classes, because

I'm just so curryous about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepOrderDis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Once we had a cooking exam. After I finished, teacher said, that it was well done

But I made Medium Rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joe_m_a_m_a_
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Why do Italians love cooking?

It’s their national pasta-time

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. As it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate.

I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Cooking a Hawaiian pizza and don't want to burn it?

Be sure to cook it at aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I was cooking beef steaks and flipped it. I didn't catch it.

It was a missed steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yatzhie04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What do monkeys wear when cooking?

An aperon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?

They are both cauldron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabukimansanjoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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While cooking, I asked my wife if we have any Sage. She said "We have some ground sage"

I asked her "Do we have any sage that's not on the floor?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?

Moon Wok!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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The rock was cooking but forgot the ketchup.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGonarch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I once made a robot out of east asian cooking vessels.

It woks like a man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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My son told me he loved my cooking very much.

I asked if he'd vote for me if I ran for gour-mayor of our town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TalornCeleron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Thought of this one while I was cooking last night

My left hand is clean, but, on the other hand, I did touch meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oxigenate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I must say, my wife's cooking has really improved.

That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Cooking always puts my wife in a bad mood...

She beats the eggs and whips the cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My kids say my cooking is incredible...

....with a silent 'cr'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...

"It'll be grated on a curve."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.

I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Houshweeni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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This book on Native American cooking.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redhandfilms
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I have a phobia of using the wrong amounts of ingredients when I’m cooking

So I’ve been taking measures to deal with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theleowest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My wife REALLY enjoys my cooking

She says i'm peking of the world, whenever i prepare duck for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pellep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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A little girl turns to her mother and asks, "What is that rasta man cooking behind us?"

The mother turns around to look and says, "I don't know sweetie. What Jamaican?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psyqqer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What's the difference between chemistry and cooking

In chemistry you should never lick the spoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpookyWeebou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.

I ran out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...

It was a good aluminum foil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was cooking burgers with my friend Nicky when I flipped one up high and hit him with it, just below the chin...

It was a Nick neck patty whack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prexzan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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The Rock always say " Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

He is always cooking because he's always hungry for Samoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.

To this day, venison is deer to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day

Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show ...

... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.

I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deerollz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show...

And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatDaddi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I must admit my wife's cooking has really improved....

That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue

I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.

Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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