Cooking pun of the year
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Cooking
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Cooking is bad for my anxiety.
I had to throw away my pressure cooker.
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︎ May 24 2021
If you missed essential tomato cooking class
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︎ Jun 08 2021
A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.
A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.
I thought "I don't know what to make of this"
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︎ May 17 2021
I'm taking indian cooking classes, because
I'm just so curryous about it.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Once we had a cooking exam. After I finished, teacher said, that it was well done
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︎ May 23 2021
Why do Italians love cooking?
Itβs their national pasta-time
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I had this massive piece of steak on the barbecue last night. As it was cooking, the smell of the juices made my mouth salivate.
I had a thought. I wondered if vegetarians had the same effect, while mowing their lawn.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Cooking a Hawaiian pizza and don't want to burn it?
Be sure to cook it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I was cooking beef steaks and flipped it. I didn't catch it.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
What do monkeys wear when cooking?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Why canβt Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
While cooking, I asked my wife if we have any Sage. She said "We have some ground sage"
I asked her "Do we have any sage that's not on the floor?"
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︎ Jan 04 2021
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
The rock was cooking but forgot the ketchup.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I once made a robot out of east asian cooking vessels.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
My son told me he loved my cooking very much.
I asked if he'd vote for me if I ran for gour-mayor of our town.
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Thought of this one while I was cooking last night
My left hand is clean, but, on the other hand, I did touch meat.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I must say, my wife's cooking has really improved.
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Cooking always puts my wife in a bad mood...
She beats the eggs and whips the cream.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
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︎ Aug 17 2020
My kids say my cooking is incredible...
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
This book on Native American cooking.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I have a phobia of using the wrong amounts of ingredients when Iβm cooking
So Iβve been taking measures to deal with it
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︎ Nov 12 2020
My wife REALLY enjoys my cooking
She says i'm peking of the world, whenever i prepare duck for her.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
A little girl turns to her mother and asks, "What is that rasta man cooking behind us?"
The mother turns around to look and says, "I don't know sweetie. What Jamaican?"
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What's the difference between chemistry and cooking
In chemistry you should never lick the spoon
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...
It was a good aluminum foil
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I was cooking burgers with my friend Nicky when I flipped one up high and hit him with it, just below the chin...
It was a Nick neck patty whack.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
The Rock always say " Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"
He is always cooking because he's always hungry for Samoa
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.
To this day, venison is deer to me.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day
Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show ...
... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show...
And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I must admit my wife's cooking has really improved....
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
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