What do you call an overcooked piece of beef?

A misteak

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📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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An accidentally overcooked Mennonite t-bone

Is Amish steak

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👤︎ u/RAClef
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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My wife was complaining about how I overcooked the last chicken breast we had

Tough titties.

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📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Last night, I overcooked a British potato.

It was fried to a crisp.

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📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call an overcooked tater tot that is on the dark side?

Darth tater

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Taco Bell overcooked my food

I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.

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👤︎ u/Xenoraiser
📅︎ Nov 08 2016
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I seriously overcooked my oatmeal this morning.

Eating it was pretty grueling.

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👤︎ u/Lassnya
📅︎ Oct 02 2014
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Dadjoked my dad

We had burgers for dinner, and they were a little overcooked. Just a bit, still delicious, but my dad is always critical of himself. My mom assured him that the burgers were very good and I told him that "yes, they were very well done" to which everyone rolled their eyes while I laughed uncontrollably.

My dad rolled his eyes, but he also smiled proudly.

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👤︎ u/natanbroon
📅︎ May 18 2014
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I'm surprised my mom takes it.

So my mom was cooking dinner and was making porkchops... she overcooked them and was very upset about it.

My dad takes a bite and asks her in a very serious tone

"where is the bejesus?"

My mom looking confused asks "what?"

And he replies "you cooked the BEJESUS outta it!?"

We all stared at him as he laughed at his own joke. Uhg. Dads.

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📅︎ Oct 10 2013
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