My friend has an unhealthy obsession with broiled bread due to not being able to consume dairy,

I think he lacks toast intolerance.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mellothewise
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
🚨︎ report
I recently lost my job as a chef for stealing utensils

It was a whisk I was willing to take

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gavotron
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
🚨︎ report
Cooking with my lady tonight...

I was cooking some broiled salmon with dill (key word here), capers and lemon. She REALLY wanted to use the Henckels 8" utility knife to cut up some celery and carrots for some soup while I was stripping the dill for the salmon. After she asked for the knife (we have plenty, but this has the best edge), I said, "What is your DILLS?! Just use another knife!" I had to repeat it two times before she got it and let out a she let out a huge groan while I got a good chuckle to myself. ^I'll^show^myself^out

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dome215
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.