True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling βI stepped on a Bee!β
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
My brother has been making amazing chicken on the grill for as long as I can remember.
Iβd say heβs a seasoned pro.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Just lit my grill and I held a flaming stick in front of my sons face...
Son: STOP! Itβs never funny to joke around with fire!
Me: (looks at the fire) Why did the chicken cross the road?
The wife and I were crying laughing while the son went inside and locked us out of the house. πππ
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︎ Mar 28 2021
At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...
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︎ Nov 09 2020
It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other dayβ¦
And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the roadβ¦
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︎ Sep 16 2020
"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.
"Like a bra, not a braai"
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Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.
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Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans
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︎ Sep 02 2020
My friend was going to barbecue baby backs but fell in the way to the grill...
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︎ Jul 30 2020
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like sheβs preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
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︎ May 13 2020
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
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︎ May 22 2020
We should grill this message into people
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Today I took all my daughterβs dolls and lined them up by the window facing our grill
I was just preparing a Barbie Queue
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Whatβs the difference between a dad and a grill?
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︎ Jun 21 2019
Me to home Depot employee: I want to see your grills
Home Depot employee who happens to be Nelly who has fallen on hard times: you want to see my what?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.
I just didn't wanna sue Flay.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Being made out of gold, in fact, this is not like the other grills
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︎ Jun 15 2019
My neighbor had a BBQ party, and some guest threw a grill at his face.
The attack made headlines.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
A horse walks into a bar and grill...
The bartender says, "hey."
The horse says, "neigh. But I'll take some Quick Oats for the road."
The asphalt in the corner says, "thanks."
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︎ Jun 01 2019
Just finished cleaning my grill.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
I can't bearlieve it. Also notice that the place is called Bear Grills.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
Invest in grills!
They're hot steakholders!
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︎ Aug 20 2019
One day when I was young, I watched my father grill burgers.
When they were done he handed me one telling me it was a bison burger. He then left and never came back.
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︎ May 23 2018
Whatβs a unit for every bar and grill for one waiting line?
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Did you hear about the guy that couldnβt start his grill, so he added kerosene?
Still didnβt work. His doctor had him on anti-inflammatories.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
I went to a Church yard sale looking for a grill...
Unfortunately, they only had friars.
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︎ Feb 05 2018
A man who knows how to handle a grill always makes the girls wet... [x-post from r/killthecameraman]
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︎ Jul 11 2017
A dad Manning the grill at a backyard bbq. Son approaches...
Son: "Dad? Can you make me a burger?"
Dad: "Sure! (waives tongs like a magic wand) POOF! You're a burger!"
(Dad laughing hysterically. Son rolls eyes)
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Grate Grill Cleaner
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︎ Jun 30 2018
My wife wouldn't stop nagging me about not helping cook the chicken on the grill
So I angrily got up and flipped the bird
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︎ Mar 19 2019
A grill owned by a bee from a local bar was surrounded by a swarm of other bees who also frequented the bar The grill later released a single about that moment
It's called 'I'm a Bar Bee Grill in a Bar Bee Whirl'
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︎ May 16 2018
Grill-Masters and Vampire Hunters Agree
Garlic Is Good On Steaks.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
A cow not being on the grill for very long is a rare occurrence.
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︎ Nov 09 2018
Every time I grill I get raked over the coals by my family. Apparently brat jokes are the wurst.
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︎ Oct 12 2018
I am surprised by the fact that bears don't grill...
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︎ Sep 19 2018
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs
I guess I'll just wing it
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︎ May 31 2018
Where do all the hobbits who grill out live?
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︎ Aug 03 2017
I went to a church yard sale for a new grill...
But all I got was an old friar.
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︎ Sep 10 2017
When I'm cooking on the grill I like to sing
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︎ Jun 14 2018
New George Foreman Grill...
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︎ Mar 23 2015
Bear Grylls should write a cookbook called "Bear Grills"
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︎ Oct 16 2014
We had hot dogs and burgers on the grill last night
Me: Left my buns there.
My dad: Must be hard to sit with no buns. Lol.
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︎ Jun 02 2017
What do Australians call a line of grills?
A Barbie queue
...what do you call an Australian watching a grill?
A Barbie sitter.
Upvote for the down under?
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︎ Jun 13 2017
I thought I wanted a large unicorn t-bone on grill
but realised it would be huge myth-steak.
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︎ Aug 02 2014
Everyone be careful with your grills this 4th
I wouldn't want anyone to make a mis-steak
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︎ Jul 03 2016
It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other dayβ¦
And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the roadβ¦
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︎ Sep 16 2019
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.
Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
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