True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling β€œI stepped on a Bee!”

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

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My brother has been making amazing chicken on the grill for as long as I can remember.

I’d say he’s a seasoned pro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Just lit my grill and I held a flaming stick in front of my sons face...

Son: STOP! It’s never funny to joke around with fire!

Me: (looks at the fire) Why did the chicken cross the road?

The wife and I were crying laughing while the son went inside and locked us out of the house. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/planetmerc5500
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...

Both boxed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day…

And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.

"Like a bra, not a braai"

  • Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.

  • Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcsoon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My friend was going to barbecue baby backs but fell in the way to the grill...

He broke his ribs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...

Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow

A wun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dred_not
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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We should grill this message into people
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Today I took all my daughter’s dolls and lined them up by the window facing our grill

I was just preparing a Barbie Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownloadToaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What’s the difference between a dad and a grill?

A grill runs out of gas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tawkins
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Me to home Depot employee: I want to see your grills

Home Depot employee who happens to be Nelly who has fallen on hard times: you want to see my what?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I had breakfast at The Mesa Grill and got food poisoning. My lawyer said that I had a good case, but I'm a man.

I just didn't wanna sue Flay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Being made out of gold, in fact, this is not like the other grills
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πŸ‘€︎ u/delphius356
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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My neighbor had a BBQ party, and some guest threw a grill at his face.

The attack made headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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A horse walks into a bar and grill...

The bartender says, "hey."

The horse says, "neigh. But I'll take some Quick Oats for the road."

The asphalt in the corner says, "thanks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Just finished cleaning my grill.

It was grate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanJoe07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I can't bearlieve it. Also notice that the place is called Bear Grills.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoNamedBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Invest in grills!

They're hot steakholders!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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One day when I was young, I watched my father grill burgers.

When they were done he handed me one telling me it was a bison burger. He then left and never came back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueHat13
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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What’s a unit for every bar and grill for one waiting line?

It’s bar per queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiefgotbeef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that couldn’t start his grill, so he added kerosene?

Still didn’t work. His doctor had him on anti-inflammatories.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wyllyam1111
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I went to a Church yard sale looking for a grill...

Unfortunately, they only had friars.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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A man who knows how to handle a grill always makes the girls wet... [x-post from r/killthecameraman]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jentelus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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A dad Manning the grill at a backyard bbq. Son approaches...

Son: "Dad? Can you make me a burger?"

Dad: "Sure! (waives tongs like a magic wand) POOF! You're a burger!"

(Dad laughing hysterically. Son rolls eyes)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darknighten89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Grate Grill Cleaner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hankl9262
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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My wife wouldn't stop nagging me about not helping cook the chicken on the grill

So I angrily got up and flipped the bird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackymon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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A grill owned by a bee from a local bar was surrounded by a swarm of other bees who also frequented the bar The grill later released a single about that moment

It's called 'I'm a Bar Bee Grill in a Bar Bee Whirl'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rannak
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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Grill-Masters and Vampire Hunters Agree

Garlic Is Good On Steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thealmightypoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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A cow not being on the grill for very long is a rare occurrence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Every time I grill I get raked over the coals by my family. Apparently brat jokes are the wurst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiseshanks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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I am surprised by the fact that bears don't grill...

...but a Bear Grylls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jizzler_Rage_792
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs

I guess I'll just wing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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Where do all the hobbits who grill out live?

In the Worcestershire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/under_the_street
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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I went to a church yard sale for a new grill...

But all I got was an old friar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karpish_the_smol
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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When I'm cooking on the grill I like to sing

The Tong Song

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frankxarts
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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New George Foreman Grill...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eddyfree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2015
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Bear Grylls should write a cookbook called "Bear Grills"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllenCoin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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We had hot dogs and burgers on the grill last night

Me: Left my buns there.

My dad: Must be hard to sit with no buns. Lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindninjafart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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What do Australians call a line of grills?

A Barbie queue

...what do you call an Australian watching a grill?

A Barbie sitter.

Upvote for the down under?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2017
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I thought I wanted a large unicorn t-bone on grill

but realised it would be huge myth-steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogy650
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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Everyone be careful with your grills this 4th

I wouldn't want anyone to make a mis-steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PastRedline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day…

And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.

Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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For sale: George Foreman grill and a Muhammad Ali dvd.

Both boxed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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