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Hibachi Puns

A list of puns related to "Hibachi"

An old couple sitting next to my boyfriend and I at Hibachi asked the chef when he'd begin to cook the food. He replied, "When I get around to it." The couple proceeded to hand him this.
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👤︎ u/midwesterntown
📅︎ Nov 09 2013
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Hibachi chefs practice Kung Food.

(I know Kung Fu is Chinese, but close enough for puns)

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👤︎ u/GeckoDeLimon
📅︎ Jan 12 2017
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My hibachi chef hit me with this one tonight

You know why im putting zucchini in with your vegetables?

...because its really hard to catch wild chini, so we buy the chini from the "zu"

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👤︎ u/_marther_
📅︎ Jan 29 2016
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👤︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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How much room does it take to grow a fungus?

As mushroom as possible!

(By my actual dad, to my girlfriend, as she was eating some appetizer soup at a Hibachi restaurant.)

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👤︎ u/memcginn
📅︎ Jan 26 2017
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Made my dad proud tonight

We went to a hibachi place for dinner and i ordered miso soup as part of my appetizer.

Mom: Why did you get soup? You know this meal is going to fill you up.

Me: Well, i guess because miso hungry.

My dad did the "not bad" face to me

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👤︎ u/mrjanuary
📅︎ Mar 10 2014
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My Uncle dad joked me

We were out for hibachi tonight

Cook: Mushrooms?

Me: No, none for me thank you.

Uncle: and here i always thought you were a fungi

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👤︎ u/flyinfalkin
📅︎ Dec 26 2013
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