What did the hotdog say to it’s bun?
Ketchup! I’ve mustard all my strength to help you!
A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".
My girlfriend asked me to feed her anaconda hotdogs while she is out of town. I did, but it wouldn’t touch them. Confused, I called her and asked why
She said: “My anaconda don’t want none unless it has buns, hun”
How do u make a hotdog stand?
What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vendor ?
Make me one with everything
Me: When I went to buy hotdogs on Memorial Day weekend they were all gone except these little ones.
My wife: Guess it was a Memorial Day for hotdogs then.
nothing tops a plain hotdog
A hotdog and a banana had a race. Who won?
Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!
If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.
Who wants hotdogs?
Dad: The hotdogs are ready
Me: That's big hotdog
Other Dad: That's what he said
Both dads: Laughing
What did the hotdog say when he won the race?
Someone asked me recently why I don't put any ketchup or mustard on my hotdog
And I told them it's because I just wanna relish it.
I got food poisoning from a hotdog...
It was literally the wurst.
What happens when your hotdogs get cold?
*Sitting around the campfire with the fam, roasting hotdogs* You'd better eat that hotdog before it gets cold.
Me: Because then it would be ..... a chili dog.
What you call a hotdog suit hanging in the closet in October?
If you took out the inside of a hotdog what would you have?
How do hotdogs have safe sex?
Why was the bun so happy to see the hotdog?
It was expecting the wurst.
An offal lot goes into a hotdog.
I'm sorry the hotdogs were bad
Why do all hotdogs look the same?
Because they are in bread.
What Do You Call It When A Person Gets Hit By A Hotdog Stand?
Hotdog Stand at a Festival
many people who love hotdogs
What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything...
Credit goes to the show Maniac on Netflix but I'm sure it originated elsewhere.
A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says...
"Sorry we don’t serve food here."
What did the Buddhist monk ask for at the hotdog stand?
“Make me one with everything.”
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender and says, make me one with everything.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Nothing tops a plain hotdog.
What did a Buddhist say to a hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
How do you make a hotdog stand?
What did the buddha say when he walk up to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
A hotdog walked into a bar...
Bartender says "hey we don't serve food here!"
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
How do you make a hotdog stand?
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