Weenie Puns

A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

He wanted to getta long little dogy

A flea's teeny weenie.

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away

they have Hallow-weenies!

Because their husbands have “hallo weenies”. Lol happy holidays y’all.

To get a long little doggie.

He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini

Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.

"Hot dog, it's your birthday! Let's be Frank, you're probably planning to party your buns off, so go ahead - don't be a weenie! Relish every moment of your celebration."

Because they have Hollow Weenies

Why don't ghosts have babies?

Because they have Hollow weenies!

A hollow weenie costume.

Burnt his ass to the ground..!

He told me he had 5 knees now Left knee

Right knee

Kidney

Hiney

And weenie

Because warlocks have hollow weenies and crystal balls!

I mean, Happy Hollow Weenie!

A hollow-weenie. Happy Halloween y'all!

Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have Hallow weenies

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were brown like the other toads.... He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway.... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other toads" he begs her. "I'm hacked off being so visible to predators. The stress is like, killing me, you know?" "Okay" says the fairy godmother, who whips out her magic wand and goes: "Abracapokus! You're brown!" The toad looks down and sees that he is brown! Except..... for his weenie, which was still yellow. "Hang about lady," he says to the fairy godmother, "My pecker's still yellow!" "Yeah, well I don't do weenies," she says, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." So the toad thanks her and hops off on his way. There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he encounters the very same fairy godmother (yes, okay, it's a coincidence, but it's true). "Fairy Godmother! You're just the person I need!" says the purple bear, "I can't pull any bearesses cos they don't want to be seen with a purple bear on account of the hunters. They can spot me from a mile off." Being a fairly nice fairy godmother, she takes out her magic wand. "Oh for goodness sake, what is the matter with you lot round here" she says and with that, she yells: "Pokuscadabra! You're brown!" The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown. Except for his goolies, which remain purple.. "Hold up sweetheart!" he says to the fairy Godmother, "My goolies are still purple!" "Yeah, well I don't do those goolie things," she replies, "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz for that." "Well that's just dandy, innit?" the bear replies, "How the hell do I find the Wizard of Oz?" "Easy," says the fairy godmother as she flew off saying......... "Just follow the yellow-prick toad !!"

Hello Weenie

Grandpa: Did you know I was born with three knees?

7 year old me: No way grandpa, that's impossible!

Grandpa: Sure I was, I have a right knee, a left knee, and a weenie!

It's better when spoken, but still my favorite joke.

Anytime I used to fall and scrape or bump my knee the conversation with my dad would go something like this when he noticed I'd fallen.

Dad: "What happened?"

Me: "I hurt my knee."

Dad: "Which knee? Your left knee, your right knee, or your weenie?"

After I hurt my knee in a hockey game.

Dad: "Which knee is it, your left knee? Right knee? Or your weenie!? "

A flea's teeny weenie!

Four. Right knee, left knee, weenie, heinie.