It was really hard but I managed to mustard all the courage to do so
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.
And said “make me one with everything”
-Robin Williams.
You take away it’s chair.
The monk said "make me one with everything."
Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.
The monk asked for his change.
The vendor replied "change must come from within."
Gender Rolls
She relished it.
It's on a roll.
One suddenly turns to the other and says
"Mike! Your wiener is showing!"
... for putting her hair in a bun.
A guru walks over to a hot dog stand and says to the vendor, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor makes a hot dog with all the toppings and hands it to the guru and says, "Here's one with everything, that will be $3.50 please."
The guru takes the hot dog and gives the vendor a $10.00 bill...
The vendor takes the money and puts it into his bag without give the guru any change...
The guru says, "Hey, where's my change?"
The vendor patiently replies, "Change must come from within.
But sausage puns are the wurst.
I relished the opportunity!
He put it in the shade.
... this is going to be my wurst Halloween ever.
(True story, btw.)
It felt a little halloweenie.
But if you ask me, that’s just bologna.
It was a frank discussion
Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.
Me: Shit. Can I have two then?
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
Blyat wurst
"Hot dog, it's your birthday! Let's be Frank, you're probably planning to party your buns off, so go ahead - don't be a weenie! Relish every moment of your celebration."
A wiener
I think German sausages are the wurst
Put it in a man bun!
He said it’s a Halloweenie!
He's an Oscar Myer Winner
Because the sauce.ages
Water, to cool him down.
I relish the thought of you on top of me.
… Make me one with everything.
"Make me one with everything."
Make me one with everything.
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, and a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
Take it’s chair away.
He said, "Make me one with everything. "
One with everything
I asked him to make me one with everything
Make me one with everything.
Hot dog guy: Sure. Won’t be long.
Me: Yikes. In that case, can I have two?
