Frank Puns

Was a monster!

I think I've got the crooner virus.

I’d have to change my name...

Child: “ if you are being frank who is being dad?”

Actual conversation I heard in the store

I don’t want them to know my real name.

He speaks frankly

Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)

I'm definitely not kidding.

“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.

I would need to get a new ID.

But iam_larry

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

Oh wait I already am

Kimberly: Mom, Can I be frank with you? Mom: of course, Kimberly kimberly turns into frank Frank: thanks mom Mom: no problem frank

Think I may have caught this croonervirus.

Dad: Gotcha, gonnabesuperpissed.

And you can be steve.

In America I’m Frank, and in Europe I’m Earnest!

Was a monster.

I think I have croonervirus

I’d have to change my name

I'd have to change my name. .

I’d need to change my name

i'd have to change my name

I’d have to change my name

I'd have to change my name

I would have to change my name

I'd have to change my name

.... I would have to change my name.

I’d have to legally change my name.

I'd have to change my name

I’d have to change my name!

I'd have to change my name

But I'd have to change my name

I'd have to legally change my name.