But no pun in ten did
..do you just get exhausted ?
Someone who points out the obvious.
I replied, "That's what you think!"
Turns out the evidence was planted
Predictabull.
I found my feather headdress but it's getting worn out: I have a patchy Apache crown
Clearly it was the rooster.
I'll see myself out.
Because his greatest skill is being apparent.
A Parent Lee
"If it was fun it would be called a fun-ishment... Excuse the pun-ishment."
-Me to my daughter
What's the follow up game of Pokemon go? Pokemon WENT
It's a pear rent.
standing next to a computer ready to clock out
Man 1: does the computer's time clock still say it's a minute slower?
Man 2: it doesn't say anything, you need to read it
Did you realize that Robinson Crusoe was the story of the first Black Friday?
I was going to "for shame! for shame!" him ... but I chuckled first and then I couldn't.
Talking to my dad about how I felt about my geology final, I go on about how boring the class was and that the kids that are actually geology majors are stereotype hippies. Smell weird, barefoot, dreads, Coachella lovers.. etc.
He seems to ignore everything as I can see his smile forming then as soon as I stop talking...
"They probably get stoned all the time too."
...
But no pun in ten did.
The person who points out the obvious
Someone who points out the obvious.
Someone who points out the obvious.
Someone who points out the obvious
