Plain pizzas are the best

They simply can’t be topped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_Buu22
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Just plain old frost bite ❄️
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nothing tops a plain pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/__ch4nc3__
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I don't know if this is a Dad joke or just plain appalling...

I was in the kitchen with John Lennon about to do the dishes and I turned to him and said:

"Right John, I've got my washing up basin, sponges, hot water, the dishes themselves of course...is that it am I ready to go? Do I need anything else?"

And John turned to me and said-

>!"All you need is glove!<

>!All you need is glove,!<

>!All you need is glove,glove!<

>!Glove is all you need"!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeeHootieMctoo
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nothing tops a plain hotdog
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πŸ‘€︎ u/__ch4nc3__
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A Plain Bun and a Vanilla cream Bun goes to the cinema

During the sad movie, the Vanilla cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?

  • Cause the Vanilla cream Bun had fillings~

The Vanilla cream Bun went to the cinema again but this time with the Chocolate cream Bun. However, the Chocolate cream Bun cried but not the Vanilla cream Bun... Why?

  • Cause the buns has different fillings~
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0oomo00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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A plain cut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonDrawer14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.

It's only a phase, after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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An old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.

The old man said, they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.

She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.

This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Plain plane cookies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZekeMackay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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An Englishman took a train through the Nullarbor plain...

...he found it a bit pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Plain pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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They say that my jokes are just plain stupid but
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notunclejosh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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just a plain cut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sileoujxjx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Why is plain pizza the best pizza?

Because nothing tops it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuzzySparrow
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Turns out butter makes plain toast better…

…but only margarine-ally so.

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You can say plain sailing, but you can't say boat flying.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMDRShamx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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A little plain humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatsDoom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I want to make a joke about plains

But every time I do they fall flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolacola
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Just a picture of a plain street sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shroomley
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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I was thinking my trip to Canada was going to be rather plain.

When I got off my flight I overheard "Pretty plane eh?"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My wife asked if Tony Romo was still playing for the Cowboys. I said he was working for CBS as a plain potato.

Because he’s a commentator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I would order plain pizza...

But flights are so expensive this time of year!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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When making new tunnels on the western plain, prairie dogs get help

The hole family pitches in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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There is only one thing better than the great plains

Great helicopters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelodicaMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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Plain Hijacking
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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Why do prisons serve only plain bagels?

They're afraid the inmates will pick lox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turnpike37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Hay, ash, watch a plain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasker6
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This one was just plain painful.

"What did the earthworm say when offered some soil?"

I don't know, what?

"No I'm good, but thank you for the sediment."

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I wanted to tell a joke about wildlife on the African plains

but i waSavannahard time coming up with a punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
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What a plain wedding. cnn.com/2014/11/03/travel…
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He was told to wear a plain tie (x-post from funny)
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Some... Thing... On the plain...

So my dad and I are driving through Colorado and see a handful of structures that look like giant golf balls on the plains. We start discussing what they are when I muster up my best William Shatner voice and go "There.. Is some... Thing... On... The plains..." and die laughing. Made dad proud. Rest of the car, not so much.

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My Father's Dad Joke. Just Plain Batty

Yesterday a large package arrived from UPS. it was a bat house my mother had ordered. As my mother excitedly opened the package, I asked why we need a bat house. My dad steps into the room and says "Because your mother is bat shit crazy. " And stepped back out.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumikue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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nothing tops a plain pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CowSensei
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Nothing tops a plain pizza.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StupidDonkeyFace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Nothing tops a plain pizza.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Nothing tops a plain hotdog.
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Nothing tops a plain pizza.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan-Quixote
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Nothing tops a plain pizza.
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