Some terrorists wanted to film a documentary about plane hijackings
They are currently shooting the pilot
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
'My wife is on a plane to Illinois.'
'Nah, she passenger.'
If your pet dies while you are transporting them on a plane, do they become Carrion Carry-on?
Guy tries to board a plane with a dead racoon. The flight attendant says, "sir, you're going to have to check that"
"Don't worry," he replies, "It's carrion."
I wasn’t allowed to take my oversized board game on the plane as a carryon.
They said, ‘The Risk is too large”.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
After Orville and Wilbur’s first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:
Never ever get on a plane if the pilot is Dutch...
He'll take off and Netherland.
Who flies a fast plane and robs ships?
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
The FAA has issued new guidelines on speed for airplanes to dock and passengers to board the plane.
The speeds for both are now known as "terminal velocity".
A 2-seater plane crashed into a graveyard in Ireland...
So far they've recovered 46 bodies
So this plane takes off, am I right??
...I guess not every joke lands
I'm not sure when my plane will get here
It's pretty up in the air right now
I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...
I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...
Its lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turnsout, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
To avoid Covid on my flight, they converted the whole plane to Catholicism and started praying.
Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...
I'm flying to Florida today. Best part about the plane is
My son asked me how often planes crash
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
What do you call a plane full of tired pilots?
Last time I flew my plane a Navy pilot checked his speed right after me. Ground said he was doing 761 mph.
Knot gonna lie I think he was mach-ing me.
How do you fix Beyoncé's private plane
Who invented the first plane
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn
art teacher: is that a bird or a plane
young clark kent: crumples self portrait
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Me and my plane had a fight
We now have thrust issues
My dad confiscated my weed so I stole his plane ticket.
I guess neither of us will be getting high.
quit loafing around, i have a plane to get to
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...
A vulture was boarding a plane and he brought with him a dead racoon. The flight attendant, mortified by the sight and stench, pointed at the carcass and asked "Sir why did you bring a dead racoon with you."
The vulture said. "Oh this? This is my carrion luggage."
What do you call a plane that always lands rough?
I want to learn more facts about planes
But they keep going over my head.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Elon Musk should sell planes
That could really take off
Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?
He heard it involved axes.
A Vulture is about to get on a plane.
Do you have any baggage to declare?
No thanks, just carrion.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
Their flight was deleied.