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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Me and my plane had a fight

We now have thrust issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OshriM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_snk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My dad confiscated my weed so I stole his plane ticket.

I guess neither of us will be getting high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?

I can't remember the name but it's riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...

Bu-DUM hisssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do you call a plane that always lands rough?

Boing

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?

He heard it involved axes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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A Vulture is about to get on a plane.

Do you have any baggage to declare?

No thanks, just carrion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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quit loafing around, i have a plane to get to
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mexpotato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?

Their flight was deleied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What sound does a bouncy plane make?

Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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A vulture was boarding a plane and he brought with him a dead racoon. The flight attendant, mortified by the sight and stench, pointed at the carcass and asked "Sir why did you bring a dead racoon with you."

The vulture said. "Oh this? This is my carrion luggage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fearless-Gas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.

Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?

Because it was grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atxflyguy83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Elon Musk should sell planes

That could really take off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASHER999999
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuusizaari15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.

The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I want to learn more facts about planes

But they keep going over my head.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I don’t know what it is about planes but

They seem to have really taken off recently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thorne175
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I have this disease where I can’t stop signaling to planes for help.

The doctor told me my symptoms are flaring up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gullible-Effect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I asked my wife if I could buy a plane

But she says-na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnowHeroHD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you call a nun with a face veil, on a plane.

A blessing in the skys (disguise)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sikarknight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I Like My Eggs Plane!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrShaunce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Can you believe that Boeing is going to start building planes out of cardboard to save money?!

We can’t just let things like this fly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_post_gibberish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?

It was on the no fly list

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohitszie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.

Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why was the plane sent back to his room?

Bad altitude

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What did the fawning plane propeller say to the pilot once they had landed?

I'm your biggest fan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fkedifiknow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a regular backpack in a skydiver’s plane?

A perish-ute

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.

I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I always find myself getting drunk on planes even though I dont drink

Maybe its because I always get seated on the portside?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weebs_are_weird
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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If a plane has a small dent, does that make it an...

Airline Fracture?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClutchSaddles
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.

I call it the Boing 747

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My grandpa was responsible for downing 43 German planes in WW2.

To this day he still holds the record as the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katskratched
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What Do You Call An Unusually Tiny Plane?

A MIG-Jet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichiMichu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What will you call a Black Man who is flying a plane?

Pilot, you racist humans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KG_01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place on a plane?

Flewmanji.

What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place in Wuhan?

Flumanji.

What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place in a fireplace?

Fluemanji

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuffed2bits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky

This much is plane to sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/link7934
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Quite a plane conversation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowEggZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I was going to share a joke about planes.

But I do not think it will take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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