Me and my plane had a fight
We now have thrust issues
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn
My dad confiscated my weed so I stole his plane ticket.
I guess neither of us will be getting high.
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...
What do you call a plane that always lands rough?
Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?
He heard it involved axes.
A Vulture is about to get on a plane.
Do you have any baggage to declare?
No thanks, just carrion.
quit loafing around, i have a plane to get to
Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
Their flight was deleied.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
A vulture was boarding a plane and he brought with him a dead racoon. The flight attendant, mortified by the sight and stench, pointed at the carcass and asked "Sir why did you bring a dead racoon with you."
The vulture said. "Oh this? This is my carrion luggage."
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 30,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the momma plane say the son plane couldn't fly?
Elon Musk should sell planes
That could really take off
What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?
Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
I want to learn more facts about planes
But they keep going over my head.
I don’t know what it is about planes but
They seem to have really taken off recently.
I have this disease where I can’t stop signaling to planes for help.
The doctor told me my symptoms are flaring up.
What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?
I asked my wife if I could buy a plane
Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
What do you call a nun with a face veil, on a plane.
A blessing in the skys (disguise)
Can you believe that Boeing is going to start building planes out of cardboard to save money?!
We can’t just let things like this fly!
Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?
It was on the no fly list
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Why was the plane sent back to his room?
What did the fawning plane propeller say to the pilot once they had landed?
What do you call a regular backpack in a skydiver’s plane?
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
I always find myself getting drunk on planes even though I dont drink
Maybe its because I always get seated on the portside?
If a plane has a small dent, does that make it an...
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
My grandpa was responsible for downing 43 German planes in WW2.
To this day he still holds the record as the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.
What Do You Call An Unusually Tiny Plane?
What will you call a Black Man who is flying a plane?
What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place on a plane?
What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place in Wuhan?
What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place in a fireplace?
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
Quite a plane conversation
I was going to share a joke about planes.
But I do not think it will take off.
What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?