Plane Puns
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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I Like My Eggs Plane!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrShaunce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.

I call it the Boing 747

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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If a plane has a small dent, does that make it an...

Airline Fracture?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClutchSaddles
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Just plane funny imgur.com/pfq27F7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coastiefish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"

Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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A pilot told a joke and he and his plane disappeared.

It didn't land.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brannigans_Law__
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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My friend made shoes out of toy ships and planes.

When asked about it, he said he wanted to be fleet of foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.

Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.

I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I was going to share a joke about planes.

But I do not think it will take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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A globe-trotting vulture tried to bring his breakfast and lunch onto the plane

"I'm sorry, sir, you're only authorized ONE carrion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.

They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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My brother has a pilot's licence but only for private flights. So, he put ads all over his plane.

Now he flies commercial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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What did the Soviet soldier say to his friend when he saw a German plane approaching?

β€œStuka blyat”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lmaodatgay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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A few days ago i was on a plane.

When i got on, i saw my friend Jack, so I yelled "Hi Jack" and for some reason, everyone dropped to the floor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeBrowser227
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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What did the pilot say when a group of birds crashed on his plane?

What the flock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmrhunder51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane

We're currently filming the pilot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Quite a plane conversation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowEggZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Always jump from a plane with a backup.

That's why they call them pair of chutes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Give a man a plane ticket, he'll fly for a day.

Push a man out of a plane, he'll fly for the rest of his life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XBIGXMACKX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Bought a broken plane

I came scross a guy selling a plane for cheap. The catch is that it had a bad engine. Well I'm no pilot, yet I am a decent cook. So I gutted the inside and converted into a diner. Im really excited, yet I fear it will never take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopGoodman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What does a WW1 plane say when it stubs it’s toe?

Mother Fokker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCCreeper844
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What is the point of a propeller on a plane?

To keep the pilot cool. Once it stops you will see him start to sweat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I dont like flying planes, its boeing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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The plane I was on had a fairly hard landing...

Flight attendant gets on the intercom:

β€œThat was not the Captain’s fault. That was not our fault. That was the asphalt.”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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A vulture boarded a plane carrying 2 dead raccoons. A stewardess stops him...

And said, "Sorry, everyone is allowed only one piece of carrion."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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A good pun plane and simple
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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3_brendawg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I told a joke about a plane earlier today

All I can say is it landed really well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinzaX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Saw the damnedest thing at the airport. A vulture was trying to board the plane with a dead, rotting animal hanging out of its mouth. Gate agent tried to stop him...

...and the vulture said, "I'm clearly permitted one piece of carrion luggage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theposshow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I'm making a new documentary on how to NOT fly a plane

It's gonna be groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bewer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I one brought a dead raccoon on a plane

Because they said I was entitled to 10 kgs of carrion luggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitiamedved
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call a sturdy Chinese vessel in the physical plane?

A good real asian ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kie723
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Where do you learn to get on a plane?

Boarding school

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My wife pointed to a dent on the side of the plane and said, β€œShould we be worried?”

I said, β€œNo. It’s just an....Airline fracture.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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WHAT DO WE WANT? LOW FLYING PLANES! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?

NEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/federalbucket
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Snakes on a Plane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lyzzidc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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How often do planes crash ?

Just once.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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A pun-chain about a picture of horses in a plane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tenth_Doctor_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I hate it when planes don’t have free wifi.

It drives me bored air line crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What Bagel can fly? A "plane" Bagel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crybot1402
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I’m making a series documentary on how to fly a plane

We’re currently filming the pilot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjaramillo96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What happens when an English teacher flies a plane?

nnnnnNNNNOOOOUUUUUNNNNNnnnn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anay666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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The template is a bit plane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowEggZ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Did you hear about that finnish plane that was hijacked ? It disappeared into Finn Air.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironbagpiper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My friend and I have started a plane manufacturing business

So far it’s really taken off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliasalt123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My Dad really wanted me to make paper planes with him

Eventually I folded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starcream28266
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I was about to make a pun about Planes but then i realised it would never take off

If you've seen this pun before i didn't copy it, it is Just an easy pun to think of.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuripelkmans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My dad crashed the first plane he built. But I don't blame him. He was flying his best.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Treax
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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They say the next big innovation in air travel is completely transparent planes, but I don’t know...

I can’t see it taking off.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane.

Until he hit the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Why did Jordan Peterson’s plane crash?

Because the left wing was completely destroyed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why are planes so unattractive?

Because they are plain-looking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lauuriskaa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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You can say 'hi' to everyone on a plane except one...

Jack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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The last time I saw my ex girlfriend, she was getting on a plane to go to Helsinki.

Then she vanished into Finn Air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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If you're in a plane above LA...

What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you?U C L A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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i’ve got a good joke about planes

but i think it would just go over your head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iisowo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Wanna hear a joke about planes?

Never mind, It will just fly over your head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrikeyKillz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What kind of plane can you bring to a gay bar? [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iziahzay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Plain plane cookies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZekeMackay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What did the rubber plane say when it hit the ground?

Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCCreeper844
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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If Peter Pan had a plane at home, it would always be in the air.

Because it would Neverland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feppe95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Why do Soviet planes crash all the time?

Cuz they Stalin, and they can’t recover from it fast enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainjbao
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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A plane passenger asked a flight attendant, "How often do planes crash?"

The flight attendant replied, "Only once."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snotburger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukewarm_tequila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why did the first people to fly a plane succeed?

They were Wright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krethon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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I always try to make good plane jokes.

But they never take off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoossyyBodger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.

They said the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I hated my first experience of skydiving. I jumped out of the plane with the other person next to me.

Anyway, about halfway down he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rednreditit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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My yearbook quote this year! I didn’t want it to be very plane.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asian_dodo
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Drakes on a plane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olidafrog
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Plane crash
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spouthVRTAK007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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What did geronimo scream when he jumped from the plane?

MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g_petro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why couldn’t the plane go out to play?

Because it was grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romanator25
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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How often do two planes crash in to each other?

just once.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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i got a sleeping mask on a plane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Nrpdude_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Had an idea for planes that used stilts instead of wings for flight

The project got a ton of support but never took off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBadFatDaddy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I love to cook, I once jumped out of a plane to get a certain herb I needed.

But what can I say, I’m a real DILL seeker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brrr_mmm_bap__bap
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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If paper planes had seats

Would they be 4a or A4?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJPancaker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.

Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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How Often Do Planes Crash?

Only Once...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoardGameHalv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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