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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
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I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, β€œWindow or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, β€œWindow or you’ll what?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandos677
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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A man who took a airline to court for losing his luggage...

...has lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Why do vultures never check their bags on an airline?

They prefer carrion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahcled
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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How does United Airlines treat their passengers?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honeygar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage…

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobo4lifee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Took an airline company to court today after my luggage went missing

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Had a painter and decorator round this week. He's a furloughed airline pilot...

He made a lovely job of the landing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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American Airlines Magazine Cover: Unsung Heroes - Sandwiches you’ve never heard of but need to try
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosieSpose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why call their airline "Air India" when you could just call it

In the air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajinib
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I sued the airlines after they lost my luggage

They lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minamo99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Which airline do apples enjoy flying with the most?

MacBook Air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I tried suing the airline that lost my luggage

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft

so that they could make plain plane jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Kansas airlines won’t let you use baggage claim for unruly children

Guess I’ll have to carry on my wayward son.

(Not mine, saw on Facebook)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kilmarnock228
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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A man sued an airline after losing his luggage

Let's just say he lost his case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Tbull
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.

Then it dawned on me...

He must be one of those plane clothes cops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsUneek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Went on a trip a few years ago and the airline asked me if I had any baggage.

Apparently my response of 'only emotional' didn't FLY well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallaba4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I showed my damaged luggage to a lawyer, and said, β€œI want to sue the airline!”

The lawyer said, β€œYou don’t have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.

They lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Had a painter round. He said he was a laid off US Airline pilot ..

Made a great job of the landing ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSidViciouSS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.

He said, β€œYou don’t have much of a case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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The missus just told me airlines are selling their ready meals to the public.

Dad: They'll never take off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigedd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn’t turn up...

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Virgin Airways

I will never fly Virgin Airways. Why would you fly an airline that's never gone all the way?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamsterling1973
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Airline food is disgusting

It just isn’t on the same level as homemade and restaurant food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muggz_s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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A man took an airline to court after they misplaced his luggage.

He lost his case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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What’s an airline pilots favourite flavour of crisps?

Plane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Why don't vultures use airlines?

They're not allowed carrion luggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What’s the deal with airline food? (COVID-19 Themed)

Dad: What’s the deal with airline food? Kid: I don’t know dad, what? Dad: I don’t know either I’m quarantined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElSwGames
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I hear that airline travel.....

Is on the rise.... XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
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Native American Airlines...

... have a patchy safety record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBearDidLady
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I have a problem with airline food...

...it tastes too plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spangonia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage

I lost the case

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I'm going to start an airline company

I think it would take off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I was on the phone to an airline rep booking a flight.

She asked, "Window or Aisle?"

After a moment, I replied, "or you'll what?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllAboutGuitar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an airline company to court for losing his luggage has lost his case.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Why don’t airline pilots get speeding tickets?

Because they are above the law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperWildcat64
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Did you hear about the traveler who sued the airline over his missing luggage?

He lost his case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djkp7211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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They say 'buying stock in airlines is generally a bad idea'

But I made money out of Finnair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piedssurmars
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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My meditative friend just got hired as a stewardess for United Airlines...

She's now on a higher plane of existence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I hired lawyers to sue the airline company for mishandling my luggage.

They lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to a lawyer, and asked him whether I can sue the airline.

He said you don’t have much of a case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I sued an airline for losing my luggage

I lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.

Sadly, he lost his case.

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