25 Hilarious Cargo Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What happened when the cargo ship full of books sank?

It caused a title wave!

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👤︎ u/No_Gray_Area

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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I was showing our new car to our family. And my daughter asked "Cargo space ? "

I said "No car-go road"

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👤︎ u/gp_11

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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A ship carrying a a cargo of yoyo's has sunk.

27 times.

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👤︎ u/tiger7971

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.

He was hauling adze!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Aug 25 2020

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I was trying to sell my car to this guy. He asked a bunch of questions about it and seemed interested, then asked “cargo space?” I was confused and told him no.

Car go road

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👤︎ u/tblaine4

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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Cargo Space?

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👤︎ u/mgeorge1907

📅︎ May 16 2020

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Cargo space

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👤︎ u/FlashedRecord

📅︎ May 29 2020

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My wife said for our next minivan she wants cargo space.

“No, car go road.”

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👤︎ u/Sleep_adict

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef

The steaks had never been higher

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👤︎ u/linknt01

📅︎ May 21 2020

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I was working at a car dealership and someone asked me "how much cargo space?"

I said to them 10,000$ but car go road

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👤︎ u/masesarkidd

📅︎ Apr 10 2020

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On what side of the cargo ship do they load all the USB charging cables?

The Port side.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush

📅︎ Jan 31 2020

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Tragic news, a cargo ship carrying shoes from overseas ran into heavy weather and sank, only one man was rescued, he was found using shoes as a makeshift flotation device.

He was the sole survivor.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush

📅︎ Feb 04 2020

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A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.

Police are still combing the area.

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82

📅︎ Nov 11 2019

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Did you hear about the cargo ship carry iPhones that went down in the Atlantic?

It's still syncing.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Sep 07 2019

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Mom bought me some camouflage cargo pants.

She will never see me in them.

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👤︎ u/Jinx2u

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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Why did the cargo ship carrying vegetables sink?

It had too many leeks.

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👤︎ u/lobsterbash

📅︎ Jan 31 2019

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Why are they called cargo shorts?

Automobilewent was too long.

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👤︎ u/dascobaz

📅︎ Dec 02 2018

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A cargo ship hauling produce sank out in the Atlantic the other day.

Did you hear about it? Apparently it had an overabundance of leeks.

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👤︎ u/Slovabomb

📅︎ Jan 14 2019

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I was hoping to buy a new car but I was after decent onboard storage so after the salesman specified lots of features about it, I asked "Cargo space?"

He replied "Car no do that, car no fly"

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👤︎ u/LordJimsicle

📅︎ Mar 26 2018

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If you ever need someone to ship aninal cargo for you

I Noah guy.

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👤︎ u/BigManBunBun

📅︎ May 06 2018

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Why don't vampires drive cargo vans?

There's van shelving inside.

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👤︎ u/dghughes

📅︎ Dec 09 2016

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Was looking at cargo shorts when my Dad said...

Those'll make you walk really slowly... Cause they're escargot shorts. No one laughed except for him.

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👤︎ u/dudeman514

📅︎ May 20 2014

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From the radio traffic report: 'A lorry carrying ladders has crashed on the M6 motorway just south of manchester, and the cargo has spilled onto the road ....

The police say they're taking steps to remove them.'

Can't beat a good police dadjoke.

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👤︎ u/8979323

📅︎ Feb 08 2017

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A cargo ship containing mostly vegetables has sunk in open waters...

and early reports show that there could be as many as twenty thousand leeks under the sea.

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👤︎ u/extremelyCombustible

📅︎ Apr 14 2014

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We were pulling a trailer and it looked like rain. He put a tarp over our cargo, and...

Husband: "I really hope that tarp stays attached. I'm kinda worried because it's frayed."

Me: "What's it 'fraid of?"

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👤︎ u/shanki_sharksugar

📅︎ May 21 2014

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