What did the Captain of the Evergreen Cargo ship say when he realised he'd messed up?

Damn!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/D3ltaforc3
šŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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About the Ever Given cargo ship...

I smell a huge law-Suez.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ixfd64
šŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I guess people are just going crazy about the exterior of that new cargo ship that was named for the bear from the Jungle Book.

Personally, Iā€™m tired of the hullabaloo.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/astrosmash77
šŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What happened when the cargo ship full of books sank?

It caused a title wave!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/No_Gray_Area
šŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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A ship carrying a a cargo of yoyo's has sunk.

27 times.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tiger7971
šŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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On what side of the cargo ship do they load all the USB charging cables?

The Port side.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
šŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Tragic news, a cargo ship carrying shoes from overseas ran into heavy weather and sank, only one man was rescued, he was found using shoes as a makeshift flotation device.

He was the sole survivor.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
šŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Did you hear about the cargo ship carry iPhones that went down in the Atlantic?

It's still syncing.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why did the cargo ship carrying vegetables sink?

It had too many leeks.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/lobsterbash
šŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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A cargo ship hauling produce sank out in the Atlantic the other day.

Did you hear about it? Apparently it had an overabundance of leeks.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Slovabomb
šŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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If you ever need someone to ship aninal cargo for you

I Noah guy.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BigManBunBun
šŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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A cargo ship containing mostly vegetables has sunk in open waters...

and early reports show that there could be as many as twenty thousand leeks under the sea.

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History lesson

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

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šŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Two ships

Two ships were identical. Same equipment, same cargo, same number of crew and zero rats.

Because rats abandon synching ships

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Mikilt22
šŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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