My dad was so cool and collected when he explained the tanker rupture to the president...

It was a slick performance.

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A jelly tanker overturned

It made a lot of traffic jam

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A tanker ship full of red and blue paint crashed into a shelf and sank

All the crew were marooned

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📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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There was a collision at sea between two tankers...one carrying blue paint, one carrying red paint.

There were no casualties but a number of crewmen were marooned.

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Why did the man sleep under the tanker truck?

Because he wanted to wake up oily in the moining.

Thanks, Dad.

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👤︎ u/BanzaiTree
📅︎ Feb 17 2017
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BBC coming up with an atonicshing pun
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What's Red and smells like Blue Paint?

Red Paint.

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👤︎ u/rush_dar
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and children's toys?

It was just tankering.

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👤︎ u/mitfrenzy
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Did you hear about the large petrol truck that liked to fix gadgets and mechanical toys?

He was just tankering.

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👤︎ u/mitfrenzy
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Got an eye roll from my wife for this one

How can you tell if a fuel tanker is bad? It's all full...

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👤︎ u/z0rk5
📅︎ Feb 04 2017
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The best dad jokes are the ones you laugh at more than the audience...

I didn't come up with this but its been flying around reddit for a while...

A day before his 15th birthday, the son of a wealthy family was asked by his father, `Well my son, what would you like for your birthday?' The son hesitated a moment and his father's thoughts leapt ahead to a new computer and similar things. However, his son had had a new computer only recently and could have a new one any time he wished.

Finally, the son said, `Father, I have everything a boy could wish for, but there is one thing I would really like. I would love to have a pink ping pong ball.'

The father was rather astonished at this wish, but said, `If it is a pink ping pong ball that you want, a pink ping pong ball you shall have.'

And so, the next day, the son was given as his bithday present a pink ping pong ball.

The boy took the ball to his room and the next morning the pink ping pong ball was gone. The father was mildly surprised but decided not to say anything. The pink ping pong ball, however,

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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👤︎ u/The_Sven
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