Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...

But it's hard to say...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rucker7
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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A big truck pooped on me the other day.

It was heavy doody.

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"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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The first thing I’ll say if Captain James Hook ever get hit by a truck is

β€œYou ain’t seeing half of the insurance money”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wu-Chinese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.

Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CpBear
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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So proud of my daughter! We’re watching the dog desperately trying to get the cat to play with her. Me: β€œDog can’t hang because she’s a dump truck and and the cat is a Ferrari. Daughter:

Don’t you mean a β€œFur-rari”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_pale
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?

They got hitched.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acherem13
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:

'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnexampledSalt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Why’d the donkey become a truck driver?

Because he haul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoppaSquatt2010
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Buddy collided with a delivery truck - he got stabbed with the antenna.. Diagnosis?

A van aerial disease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabiker68
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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My dad decided to name his new truck "Stormtrooper"...

That way he doesn't hit anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDM312
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation

The officer replied: β€œIt’s hard to say”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyWiseaus_butt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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A truck loaded with thesauruses crashed, spilling its contents over a large area...

Onlookers were shocked, astounded, agape, flabbergasted and taken aback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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I wondered why the truck was getting bigger

and then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Why did the chicken get hit by a truck?

Cuz odds are that's what will happen when you keep crossing the damn road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gwailo27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Saw a guy driving a truck with a port-a-potty attached to the back...

He must have a shitty job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProDisco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Forklift truck drivers don’t like jokes made about them...

...they find them very unpalatable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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TIL about a truck full of antelopes that stopped suddenly on the freeway and caused a 15 car pile up.

it was braking gnus.

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Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?

In Queso emergencies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krombopulos137
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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BREAKING NEWS The M6 has become blocked after a truck shed its load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes...

Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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Get it, 'cause it's a tow truck? v.redd.it/jhzjiwg10lk41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Wheat_Thins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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A truck carrying Vicks vapor rub overturned on the highway.

Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Did you hear about the thief who stole a supply truck of disinfectant?

He made a clean getaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Toad truck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daalbatichurma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Did you know my dad drive a truck for 30 years?

He was bad with directions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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I just saw a AAA battery-delivery truck run a red light. Hope he doesn't get charged.
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My food truck idea

Food truck with eggs being the theme in every dish.

"The Poach Coach"

Popular dishes:

  1. Eggs Been a Dick (2 poached eggs and 1 average but adequate size sausage)
  2. Omelette that one slide (you're choice of filling, but don't fucking test me)
  3. The Dwight Yolk Em' (served in a plastic cowboy hat to go. Must eat while walking the streets of Bakersfield) 4.The Mr. Burns Eggcellent Scramble (smithered with cheese)
  4. The Quiche a Grey (oralgasmic quiche with a money shot of sausage gravy)
  5. The John Denver Omelette (full of all kinds of shit)
  6. Jesus'ed egg (basically a deviled egg only more judgmental and boiled in holy water)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakibombs85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I thought about buying an ice cream truck and starting up my own business

But I heard the ice cream market is a rocky road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightAngelic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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A truck unloaded tons of hand tools into a river...

It is now a screwed river

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Does a Mail truck have more rights than a Fe-Mail truck?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fabled_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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My German neighbor: Here are some old toy trucks your kids can play with.

Me: Tonka Schoen

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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The doctor said that it looks like my wife got hit by a truck

She has a great personality though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oleolesp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What kind of truck runs over your feet?

A toe truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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What the truck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NjalBorgeirsson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Have you seen the new movie about trucks?

Nah, I’ve only seen the TRAILER

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmilioTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I'm so proud of my son, for bringing bread and a jar of peanut butter to the truck show.

After all, this is MONSTER JAM!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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There was a man driving a pickup truck.

In the bed of the truck was a bunch of baby ducks. He passed a police officer, the officer fired up their blues and twos and pulled the man over.

The officer said, "Sir, you can't just be driving around with all these ducklings in your car. You must take them to the zoo immediately."

The following day the same man was driving the same truck with the same baby ducks in the bed, except this time, they were wearing sunglasses.

The same police officer saw, they pulled the man over again and said, "Look mate, I told you yesterday to take those ducks to the zoo."

The man said, "I did take them to the zoo. They loved it! We're going to the beach today!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshymint
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...

Damages are estimated at $4.81 !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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a Toe Truck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1NS3RTM3M3H3R3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Last night I saw a number plate of a truck 'LGTB'

I thought the combination ain't that straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/griefcase69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Today when I was driving a manure truck tipped over.

Guess you could say that guy... Lost his shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayyohyahboi125
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.

It's BjΓΆrk's York Torque Corp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhdoctor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Did you hear the supermarket took its entire breakfast aisle, put it on a truck, and started giving items out all over town?

They call it the Universal Cereal Bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamHR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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A truck full of donkeys passed me on the highway

He was really hauling ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Saw a truck towing a horse trailer pulled over by the police

Must have been hauling a$$.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mullet0ver
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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A truck driver with a live load of penguins in the back crashes and injures himself

A bystander helps him and calls the ambulance for him, The transport driver tells the man to take the penguins to the zoo then man says okay. Later when the truck driver was released from the hospital he sees the man walking out of the movie theatre with a line of penguins behind him, he asked what the hell hes doing and the man said, well you told me to take them to the zoo, i did, then i took them to the mall and now the movies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max69well
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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A large truck transporting wigs and toupees has crashed on a major highway sending its cargo everywhere.

Police are still combing the area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?

Lorry-el

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, spilling everything.

Police are combing the area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdheer
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What's bigger than a tow truck?

A foot truck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kori_a
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?

Hey where's my truck?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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And why do elephants carry everything with their truck?

Because they don't have a glove box.

I'll be here all night. Please tip your waiter on your way out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dently
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He wanted to bust a move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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i like fire trucks and moster trucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaseCeer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I was sad to hear today that Mail Trucks are going extinct.

There aren't enough Femail Trucks to sustain the population.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Google Waymo has a self-driving truck. So would that be considered...

...semi-autonomous?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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You only ever see ice cream trucks turned over on desserted streets.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob-log_cat-log
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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How do you move a moving truck?

U-Haul it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Depressed_Ego
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Cop: "I'm sorry to say this sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."

Dad: "Yeah, but she has a great personality."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RudigherJones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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These easelly fit in the back of my truck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nativewoodman43
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Why am I banned from owning a truck and a donkey at the same time?

I was hauling ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ledabmann
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I drove by a truck carrying canned orange juice and I almost got into an accident.

I should have concentrated on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Father-In-Law hit me with this after asking him about his truck

We're supposed to go pick up a jeep in his truck and I wanted to make sure the trailer wiring was the same for his newer truck

https://i.imgur.com/KKMuKue.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtlasOffroader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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truck nuts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VariousGas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Officer: β€œI’m sorry to say this sir, but it looks like your girlfriend’s been hit by a truck”

Man: β€œYeah, but she’s got a great personality”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed on the highway?

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What did the triceratops tow with his tow truck?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeFindMeGilbert
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Truck Norris
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emider
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Why didn't the old truck cross the water body?

Because it had rust issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mundane_wanderer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I got into an accident with a meat delivery truck

I was T-boned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway,spilling everything

Police are combing the area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Did you hear they’re making a new Cars movie about a momma truck having triplets?

MumFord and Sons , in theatres this December.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthySef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Today I grabbed lunch at this Middle-Eastern food truck.

I was fine earlier, but now I falafel.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Yesterday a truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, spilling its contents

For 8 hours, there was no congestion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeftyAlternative
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I just drove my truck into a building!

Good thing I opened the garage door first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Just witnessed a septic cleaning truck use the left lane for a right turn, using no signal, and then proceeded to drive 10 miles under the speed limit...

Turns out he was a shit driver..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluecaddy5000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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A dad gets run over by a truck

The dad lies there in his last moment. The only thing that is going through his head is a β€œGoodyear”. He looks up at his wife who is holding his hand. In his dying breath, he says, I’m β€œtired.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryboyathome
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Did you see the cheese truck crash today?

De Brie was everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My Dad’s brother is a truck driver...

...we call him Uncle Laurie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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This slogan on a tow truck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/purplelefint
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Did you hear about the bamboo truck accident?

It’s pandamonium there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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What kind of truck does a dead person drive?

A Big Rigamortis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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It’s a monster truck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yangyo11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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It’s crazy how fast milk trucks are driven these days...

One blink and they’ve gone pasteurise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I drove a truck for 30 years.

I’m now SEMI-retired.

Courtesy of a contestant on Wheel of Fortune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puffyyn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I saw a mail truck pulled over today on the way home.

He must of been really hauling the mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzybuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do call a Nabisco delivery truck?

An Oreo speed wagon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FortuneAndGlory
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Have you seen one of those tow trucks before?

They're tow-tally amazing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3lite_9ner1
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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