Why did the truck driver finally stop farting?

He ran out of gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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A truck of Vicks vapor rub crashed on the highway...

Luckily there was no traffic congestion...

Humbly submitted, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Glass bottle recycling truck in my home town
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misrdanskellinika
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.

Debris was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathto2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me

But then I found some concrete evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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A van full of terrapins ran into a truck full of tortoises.

It was a near turtle disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McKavian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.

It went off without a hitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ldb477
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.

Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who ate the truck?

Now he's the man-da-lorry-in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redenno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Did you hear about the two guys who stole a truck full of broccoli?

To get away, they really had to floret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdwelsh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...

We had to hold Hans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...

did he just bust a move?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...

they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A truck carrying French cheese was in a terrible accident.

There was de brie everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssee1848
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What do you call it when you are stuck between two Fruit trucks?

Strawberry Jam

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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My wife said I need to get a better truck...

Dually noted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Halo4me42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I went to sit down in my dads truck, but there were some wooden stands in the way. "What do I do?" I asked. He replied:

"Put the horses in the back." I hate the song but it made me laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shromboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.

It was horrific! I slaw it happen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogtarget
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.

He is in a lot of pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Hav any of you seen this new movie called "Truck"?

Me neither ive only seen the trailer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaboitort
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...

I never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My neighbor got killed by a truck hauling cabbages

He never slaw it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blechniven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.

I was crushed by the news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Today my son asked me if I had seen the new movie "The truck"

I answered: "No, but i saw the trailer yesterday."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandHaterAni
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What do you call a truck that scares people?

A frightliner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoofieDog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I was passed by a truck full of donkeys on my way home

It was really hauling ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurGeorge8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the freeway this morning.

Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Did you hear about the viagara truck hijacked in New York the other day?

The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pazuzusboss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My brother is always making fun of my truck

He's so distrucktive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slartibradfast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My buddy just got the new Jeep truck

And he told me that the first thing he did in that truck was perform cunnalingus on his girlfriend.

Frankly, I'm just Gladiator.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What does a cafeteria and a garbage truck have in common?

They're both Mess Hauls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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While crossing the road I saw a truck, then it hit me:

Now I'm dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bart00szeq
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Looking at a Terminix truck, the IX at the end are the roman numerals for the number nine...

Which is one more than eight. I feel this has to have been part of the name creation. β€œWe’ll do you one better than terminate, we’ll termiNINE”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mchead22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...

But it's hard to say...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rucker7
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.

He was hauling adze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Two Irishmen are sitting outside and a truck carrying turf drives past.

β€œI’d like to be that rich one day”. Says Billy.

β€œWhat, buy new turf?” Asks Shamus.

β€œNo, send my grass away to be mowed”. Replies Billy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HorrorANDComedy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What is a con artist's truck towed with?

A pickup line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherTausil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I didn't appreciate reincarnation until I got hit by that truck...

And woke up feeling like a whole new man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmarr1203
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My dad decided to name his new truck "Stormtrooper"...

That way he doesn't hit anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDM312
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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To reduce waste, our city has told food truck drivers they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...

How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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If a cop pulls over a U-Haul truck...

Did he bust a move?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anynamethatworks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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