Why did the truck driver finally stop farting?
A truck of Vicks vapor rub crashed on the highway...
Luckily there was no traffic congestion...
Glass bottle recycling truck in my home town
Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.
Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me
But then I found some concrete evidence
A van full of terrapins ran into a truck full of tortoises.
It was a near turtle disaster.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.
Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.
My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
Did you hear about the guy who ate the truck?
Now he's the man-da-lorry-in
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a truck full of broccoli?
To get away, they really had to floret.
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
A truck carrying French cheese was in a terrible accident.
There was de brie everywhere!
What do you call it when you are stuck between two Fruit trucks?
My wife said I need to get a better truck...
I went to sit down in my dads truck, but there were some wooden stands in the way. "What do I do?" I asked. He replied:
"Put the horses in the back."
I hate the song but it made me laugh
A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.
It was horrific! I slaw it happen!
A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.
Hav any of you seen this new movie called "Truck"?
Me neither ive only seen the trailer
A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...
My neighbor got killed by a truck hauling cabbages
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
Today my son asked me if I had seen the new movie "The truck"
I answered: "No, but i saw the trailer yesterday."
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul truck...
What do you call a truck that scares people?
I was passed by a truck full of donkeys on my way home
It was really hauling ass
A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the freeway this morning.
Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours!
Did you hear about the viagara truck hijacked in New York the other day?
The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals
My brother is always making fun of my truck
Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
My buddy just got the new Jeep truck
And he told me that the first thing he did in that truck was perform cunnalingus on his girlfriend.
Frankly, I'm just Gladiator.
What does a cafeteria and a garbage truck have in common?
While crossing the road I saw a truck, then it hit me:
Looking at a Terminix truck, the IX at the end are the roman numerals for the number nine...
Which is one more than eight. I feel this has to have been part of the name creation. “We’ll do you one better than terminate, we’ll termiNINE”.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.
Two Irishmen are sitting outside and a truck carrying turf drives past.
“I’d like to be that rich one day”. Says Billy.
“What, buy new turf?” Asks Shamus.
“No, send my grass away to be mowed”. Replies Billy.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
I didn't appreciate reincarnation until I got hit by that truck...
And woke up feeling like a whole new man
My dad decided to name his new truck "Stormtrooper"...
That way he doesn't hit anything
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck drivers they must donate all unsold items each night.
I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...
How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?