This ice truck on my way to work.
They arrested the arsonist in a pie truck
What do you get when you cross a camel with a truck?
On the way to work, I saw the Channel 13 news truck getting towed.
I guess they really wanted that breaking news.
What do you call 20 mail trucks going by all at once?
A wild turkey chased me into my truck last week.
Pretty fowl attitude if you ask me.
I ran after the garbage truck yelling “am I too late for the garbage?”
The driver stopped and said “No, jump right in!”
I went to a truck dealership
Dunno if i should tell my wife about the pickup line
I saw a dude’s truck that said Master Baitor on it one time now I don’t fish but I want that
Where will you find a conscious pallet truck?
So I'm a truck driver...
Whenever I have to sign for paperwork when picking up a load, occasionally I am asked to sign and date the bills. Whenever I'm asked to sign and date them I say "I can't date these, I'm married!"
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo
Police are combing the area
News flash: A sewage truck exploded on the highway.
Many nearby were left with turd debris burns.
What do you call a truck driver who knows a lot about the truck but can't read or write fluently?
One of my friends slipped in the bed of his truck and knocked himself out....
A truck of Vicks vapor rub crashed on the highway...
Luckily there was no traffic congestion...
Humbly submitted,
Dad
Why did the truck driver finally stop farting?
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.
What do you call a truck towing a smaller truck?
My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
My buddy got to the Nissan dealership just in time to buy his truck during a sales event.
It was the Final Frontier
I was jogging and got sprayed by a salting truck
I called the police station and said I was assaulted.
This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.
Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.
Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me
But then I found some concrete evidence
A van full of terrapins ran into a truck full of tortoises.
It was a near turtle disaster.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
Did you hear about the guy who ate the truck?
Now he's the man-da-lorry-in
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a truck full of broccoli?
To get away, they really had to floret.
A truck carrying French cheese was in a terrible accident.
There was de brie everywhere!
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.
It was horrific! I slaw it happen!
What do you call it when you are stuck between two Fruit trucks?
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
My wife said I need to get a better truck...
Hav any of you seen this new movie called "Truck"?
Me neither ive only seen the trailer
I went to sit down in my dads truck, but there were some wooden stands in the way. "What do I do?" I asked. He replied:
"Put the horses in the back."
I hate the song but it made me laugh
A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul truck...
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