Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...

Police said he'd topped himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Why was Van Gogh so depressed?

Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.

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A van full of terrapins ran into a truck full of tortoises.

It was a near turtle disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McKavian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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If police pull over a U-Haul van

did they bust a move?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucas_m15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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An ice-cream van overturned in our road....

Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why do they call it a "van?"

Because they make people vanish. NOW GET INSIDE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadPunsAreBadPuns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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When Ludwig van Beethoven died, he left a letter in his will...

...it was fΓΌr Elise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speedy_Squid57
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldn’t work

Should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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*Can't find where I parked my van* Me : Damn. Where did my
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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I asked my son if he had heard of Eddie Van Halen

he said "hmm, he rings a bell"

and I said "No, he played guitar"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kame-leon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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"The Epic Split" featuring Jean Claude Van Damme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michael_v92
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Vincent Van Gogh’s son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...

Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?

Rut Road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Drunk driver overturned his van on road carrying snooker equipment.

Police says he is under a-rest and there is cues a mile long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.

They were all ear-regular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?

Well, not irresponsible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucom1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Jean-Claude VAN damm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hapitwat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Van Gogh's final resting state was in...

Asymmetry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.

Police believe he tried to top himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I’m not a fan of Van Gough’s history of insanity...

I find it very EARie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BredSolid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Van Halen
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Van Gogh was always thought to have ADHD

He was only half listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Into the van
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I was so scared I might get taken by this van
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crow_Callsign
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Breaking news, plice van crashes into cement mixer

A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.

Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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How could you steal his van though? πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DahnTheMahn-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?

He was willing to lend an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I went to an art gallery in my van...

But when i came back i couldn’t find it. Where did my Van Gogh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strychinine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Super moist van
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "want a pint?"

Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-Ballz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I bought a Transporter van.

Whenever I drive it I feel like Jason Statham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Someone in the mystery van has the flu, but they won't say who

But I heard he goes covid-doovie doooooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misledz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I saw an RAC guy in his van crying...

I think he was headed for a breakdown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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How can you spot a fake Van Gogh?

On the back, it'll be labeled "Ear-Regular."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Van Go, please go slo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djosh34
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Evolution of Van
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trepach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Look at that van go!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Do you want me to say my Van Gogh joke? You do? Alright then...

Ear goes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Van Gogh and his earaser
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrushedPixl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Where did my van go?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/niko5253
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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wow, look at the van gogh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glasstea04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Vans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/niilorepo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Hehehe vans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustinbeats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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A van full of terrapins crashed into a van full of tortoises.

It was a turtle disaster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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