Vans: Off The Wall
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Into the van
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?

He was willing to lend an ear.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Breaking news, plice van crashes into cement mixer

A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.

Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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I was so scared I might get taken by this van
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crow_Callsign
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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How could you steal his van though? πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DahnTheMahn-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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I bought a Transporter van.

Whenever I drive it I feel like Jason Statham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Someone in the mystery van has the flu, but they won't say who

But I heard he goes covid-doovie doooooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misledz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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I went to an art gallery in my van...

But when i came back i couldn’t find it. Where did my Van Gogh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strychinine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I saw an RAC guy in his van crying...

I think he was headed for a breakdown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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How can you spot a fake Van Gogh?

On the back, it'll be labeled "Ear-Regular."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "want a pint?"

Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-Ballz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Super moist van
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Son gave me A single Vans shoe.

It was a nice Van.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SodaForAll
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Me and my Dad having a conversation about his works van.

Dad, you'll just get stuck in traffic.

"Not if I go another way."

But you'll just be wasting petrol...

"No I won't. It's Diesel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knobrot7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Do you want me to say my Van Gogh joke? You do? Alright then...

Ear goes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Where did my van go?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/niko5253
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Van Go, please go slo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djosh34
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Vincent Van Go
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Evolution of Van
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Vans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/niilorepo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Told my son that his Van Gogh obsession has gone too far.

But it just goes in one ear and out the same one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I was driving on the highway when I passed an AA van driver who was sobbing uncontrollably.

I thought, β€œThis guy’s heading for a breakdown.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Look at that van go!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Hehehe vans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustinbeats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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What did a famous painter said when his van went missing?

Where did my Van Gogh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Van Gogh and his earaser
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrushedPixl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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I saw a guy flagging down a taxi van today.

I guess you could say he was Van Halen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amp93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Van ghoe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayyan-a
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Aparently the French just bought the rights to make a Mercedes S class Van

Its called the S-Cargo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viverator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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wow, look at the van gogh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glasstea04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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I told the family we seriously need to consider getting a mini-van, and my 4-year-old-son was very upset.

Instead, he insisted we buy a Mickey van.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongneckBottles
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Van used to steal priceless painting is missing

Everyone wants to know just where did the van go.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Vans
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Love my Vans
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I walked into a bar and saw Van Gogh sitting at the end. I shouted β€˜Hey Van do you want a drink?!’

He replied β€˜No thanks, I’ve already got one ear’

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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I tried the Van der Graaf static electricity generator at Boston's Museum of Science.

It was a hair raising experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Where is the best place to get vans?

Havana

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I saw this van today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragjamon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Van gogh

But where did he go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tang129
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Look at the van Gogh. πŸ˜‚ i.reddituploads.com/30513…
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Van Gogh is coming back from a break.

He took an ear off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcmplo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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It’s a shame that Greta Van Fleet and Hanson are from different eras...

They could’ve called their tour β€œHanson and Greta”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blunkus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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The van at my local art museum...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmb1995
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Van Hailin'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zachy_Wacky43
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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My van was squeaking so I took her down to the beach for the afternoon.

yep, It was the surfin' time belt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumpdawg88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why can’t anyone beat the van at poker?

Because he’s the best at car-d games.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What’s the opposite of a news van?

An oldsmobile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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This mini van I found in Philly is called Vanny Devito
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NASSTRONAUT
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Did you know... The 'A-Team' van was the world's first electric vehicle?

... we know this because Mr T pities the fuel

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I'll bet the van is full of hockey sticks and Moosehead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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Did you hear about the cow that tried to tip a van?

It wasn’t stroganoff...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sacredae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Look! It's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club the Van!
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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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My kid complained because the t.v in the backseat of my van stopped working and he couldnt watch Dexters Lab.

I turned up the music and said "Here are some car tunes for you, son".

He started to cry and my wife yelled at me.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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This van has had "it" removed, so now it's trans.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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If Van Halen opened up a soup kitchen...

It should be named David Lee Broth

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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β€œI think we should name the dog Vincent Van.”

So we can ask, β€œShould we let Vincent Van Go outside?” And such.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Van Hallen
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2016
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My wife and I were stuck behind a van advertising granite countertops.

Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.

Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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I just bought a camper van.

The other one wasn't camp enough.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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My wife wants a mini van.

I’d prefer a regular-size van we can actually fit in.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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I think Eddie Van Halen would be a very trustworthy pope.

Who wouldn't trust a pope that's had a run-in with the devil?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeNewell1337
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Request: Puns about people who live in vans

I live in a van. Some of my friends live in vans too. Help us with some dirt bag van dwelling puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvadNamNav
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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When you're a police van but also really personable
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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Watching Pavarotti on TV last night, I was reminded that in his later years he became a camper-van enthusiast

He had a van adapted to his own specification, which subsequently was often seen overnight in the car parks of the world's best opera houses. After his death, the Japanese manufacturers used it as the flagship model of a new range. We've all heard of the 'Nissan Dormer'.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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Mr. Van Gogh, the good news is that you are in excellent health.

Bad News: You have one ear to live.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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I'm your biggest van, I'll follow you until you love me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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You hear about the time Jean Claude Van Damme met Sean Connery?

Connery introduced himself. "Bond. James Bond."

And Van Damme replied. "Damme. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claude Van Damme."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pareboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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My daughter emptied a bag of dry beans inside my van

The van has never had so much legume!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mybaldbabyyy
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2016
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Sure, Van Gogh was a great painter, but he was also a great listener

ear regardless.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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Just saw this van outside my workplace.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihavespaceballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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We were driving our mini-van behind a truck carrying porta-potties and my wife said "It would suck if those fell off in front of us" and I said

"The shit would really hit the van then". snort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnivesMakeMe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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How was the review posted right before Van Gogh mutilated himself?

It was sev-ear-ly negative!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girr0ckss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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Nguyen Van Binh is a four "n" name.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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Why don't vampires drive cargo vans?

There's van shelving inside.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dachewie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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My GF asked what kind of van I have.

I replied it's a tastic one. A van-tastic one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jean-talu101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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I saw a van full of tortoises had crashed on the highway today.

It was a turtle disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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I went to the art museum to see a Van Gogh.

I think it had just delivered a package or something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffa_cuppee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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Did you know the van hire business was invented by a dutchman?

Hertz van Rentals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badmother
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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My friend said she has too many Vans in her shoe closet.

I suggested that maybe she should consider a sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badgeometry
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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Driving in NYC today with a van full of friends and my dad...

A lady to our right asked us to roll our window down to ask us where second street was. My dad replies, "next to first street!" and then rolls up his window.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrG-love
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2014
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Saw a Pepsi van pulled over

I was driving with my girlfriend and saw a Pepsi delivery van get pulled over by two cops. My girlfriend wondered aloud why two cops were needed for a Pepsi van.

My response: "He's probably smuggling some Coke..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuegolatino
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Granary_Oaf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2016
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Time Travelling Van

When I was maybe 7 or 8 my dad was performing some routine maintenance on my mums van, probably an oil change or something. Anyway I asked dad what he was doing and he told me he had installed a time travel device that would take us back in time. My dad is still a geek and at the time the wizardry he could do with electronics left me with no doubts in my mind that he had in fact invented and installed a time travel device in my mums van. When finished he suggested we take it for a test drive.

The next morning we got up quite early, packed a picnic and loaded the family into the van to see the time traveling van in action, we drove for about an hour out of the city to a small town called......Middlemarch.

When we got there he said "Well we're in the middle of march now, and it was December when we left home!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BountyHNZ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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What did Van Gogh say to the haters?

I can't hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbuttblast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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So my name is Van...

Me and my friends were playing Crash-Up Derby on Halo 4 and I picked up one of my friend's warthog with mine and ran him off the edge. He said he just got "Van-handled"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vandalism49
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2013
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A cement mixer crashed into a police van carrying 12 criminals

The police are now looked for a dozen hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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