How do you make a Van Gogh?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
I heard Dick van Dyke was asked to change his name because it was insensitive
Now heβs Penis von Lesbian.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Someone asked me if I knew where they could rent a 10 passenger van
I said I know where to rent the van but they had to find the passengers themselves.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Why did the art thiefβs van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
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︎ Jan 01 2021
A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...
Police said he'd topped himself
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why was Van Gogh so depressed?
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
If police pull over a U-Haul van
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︎ Dec 18 2020
A van full of terrapins ran into a truck full of tortoises.
It was a near turtle disaster.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
An ice-cream van overturned in our road....
Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Why do they call it a "van?"
Because they make people vanish. NOW GET INSIDE!
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︎ Dec 13 2020
When Ludwig van Beethoven died, he left a letter in his will...
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︎ Dec 20 2020
*Can't find where I parked my van* Me : Damn. Where did my
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︎ Sep 01 2020
My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldnβt work
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I asked my son if he had heard of Eddie Van Halen
he said "hmm, he rings a bell"
and I said "No, he played guitar"
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︎ Oct 21 2020
"The Epic Split" featuring Jean Claude Van Damme
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Vincent Van Goghβs son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...
Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What did Scooby say when the Mystery Van hit a pothole?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Drunk driver overturned his van on road carrying snooker equipment.
Police says he is under a-rest and there is cues a mile long.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.
They were all ear-regular.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Jean-Claude VAN damm
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Van Gogh's final resting state was in...
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Van Halen
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︎ Jul 26 2020
An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.
Police believe he tried to top himself.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Van Gogh was always thought to have ADHD
He was only half listening.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Into the van
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I was so scared I might get taken by this van
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︎ Apr 23 2020
How could you steal his van though? π
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︎ Jan 29 2020
Breaking news, plice van crashes into cement mixer
A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.
Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.
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︎ May 14 2020
What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?
He was willing to lend an ear.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Super moist van
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I went to an art gallery in my van...
But when i came back i couldnβt find it.
Where did my Van Gogh?
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...
The bartender asks "want a pint?"
Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Van Go, please go slo
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︎ Mar 23 2019
I bought a Transporter van.
Whenever I drive it I feel like Jason Statham.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Evolution of Van
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︎ Dec 15 2018
Look at that van go!
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︎ Aug 29 2018
Van Gogh and his earaser
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Do you want me to say my Van Gogh joke? You do? Alright then...
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I saw an RAC guy in his van crying...
I think he was headed for a breakdown.
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︎ Mar 04 2020
wow, look at the van gogh
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︎ Apr 01 2018
Where did my van go?
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Vans
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︎ May 11 2019
Hehehe vans
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︎ Mar 31 2019
A van full of terrapins crashed into a van full of tortoises.
It was a turtle disaster!
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︎ Jan 08 2021
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