Friend of mine is going to be driving a bus around Australia, decked out motor home style. What are your best bus puns for a name?
You get tired.
What happens when you run behind a bus?
You get exhausted.
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
A Scholarship
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
You poke em on! Am I relevant yet?
Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
A woman gets on the bus with her baby, and the driver says:
"Jesus wept lass, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Understandably, she's very upset. But she goes and sits down toward the back next to a nice old lady.
The old lady next to her leans in as she sits down, she heard the whole thing, and she says to her:
"I wouldn't take that if I were you petal... If I were you, I'd go back up there and rip him a new one!... Go on love... ... I'll hold your monkey"
ANUBUS
How was I supposed to know she’d never driven a bus before?
He seemed really lightheaded
Are you supposed to give it back?
It turned out I was in no condition to drive that either.
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
On my desk I have a work station...
Sure, they may take you places, but there'll be mixed signals along the way.
.......Over my shoulder!!!
I guess it's only fare
Then I lost my job as a driver.
You Pokémon
“Hi, how are you getting on?”
It said "please give this seat to the elderly."
So I ripped it out and took it home for my grandad
I said, you could've saved a $20 by not taking a cab instead
- Columbus
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'. 'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?' The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
His car got toad away
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
You pokemon
That may be no big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before.
An Airbus.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I’ll see myself out...
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
Poke em on
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
The woman storms off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
