A boxer wants to tell his coach a joke

But he forgot the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatonedipp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?

You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef

The steaks had never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Have you heard about that dialect coach who got bullied by his students?

He took up accents against them today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WD40911
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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My πŸš£β€β™€οΈ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?

I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ioannis_03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?

Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdic8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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My boss found out I applied a job to be ice skating coach

Now I am on thin ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What did the Australian baseball coach say to the batter?

Good eye, mate. Good eye...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyFartyMcFly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I was casually interviewed by an athletics coach today.

He asked a lot of softball questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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A tennis coach was arrested not too long ago.

The charges were on racketeering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Did you hear about the angry hockey coach?

He didn't give a puck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshers2005
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Coach: Alright team, let’s get in formation.

Me: Sure coach. Information about what?

Coach: You’re cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Why did the coach go to the bank

To get his nickleback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dracolord409
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Coach: What's your name, son?

Player: David Nguyen

Coach: Nguyen? I've had some Nguyens over the years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th0rst31N
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What did the football coach say to the game developer when they loss?

Ubisoft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tribulock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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My basketball coach loves dogs.

Apparently he has three-pointers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerrpSter
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Don’t let your kids play sports with a French Coach

They’ll end up with a losing spirit

especially when they learn about the β€œi” in β€œoui”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why did the coach visit the bank??

To get his Quarterback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmomstraight
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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A tribute to the brave men that the 12 boys and coach that were trapped in a flooded cave
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdrippyjr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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A tennis player was reported to be stalking his coach.

The tennis player admitted, and they seem to be on track for a smooth resolution. Upon being interviewed, the coach said: β€œI would have escalated this further, but he's a valuable student with a great arm, and I trust that there is no need for a wrist training order.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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That’s a funny looking coach dad

It’s called a rhombus son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Our high school coach used to tell us, β€œThere is no I in team..”

....But there’s like, three, in β€œidiot”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Coach: Brett you're out, Timmy you're in.

Brett: This isn't fair! I'm the best in the country! Why am I getting replaced by a baby? Coach: This is basketball. I replaced you with a baby because babys are good at dribbling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlanetCEC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."

"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Ohio State coach Urban Meyer is being succeeded by the next in line

Suburban Meyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markydsade
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Why did the soccer coach recruit zombies?

The team needed a new Ghoulie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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My football coach seemed to find my lack of punting ability amusing

I however, couldn't seem to get a kick out of it

bonus: (pun)ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppoong
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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A Prague-based trampoline gymnastics coach was just arrested for fraud!

Apparently, he bounced a great many Czechs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarter back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagnarokOG
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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My cross country coach never shows up to practice.

It's turned into kind of a running joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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News reporter - "They have rescued and got all 12 of the young boys and their coach out of the caves"

Dad - "How did they get the coach down there?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13-Bastards
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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What do you call it when your birthing coach won't come to help deliver the baby?

A mid-wife crisis

(Or a "no can doula")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zartist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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The coach asked his quarterback to consider switching positions after an interception

He said β€œI’ll pass”

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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A coach at softball practice said, "where did my bat go?" I said...

... maybe it flew away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/197708156EQUJ5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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Why did the soccer coach take his team to Olive garden?

He wanted them to pasta bowl.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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My coach always criticized me for not sweating enough during practice. I'm not much of a sweater.

I'm more of a corduroy jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaeljbam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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Why did the gym coach flood the gym?

So he could send in a Sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cromosapien
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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Dadjoked by my lacrosse coach.

Doing drills where we had to catch over our left shoulder, I made the catch but said "This doesn't feel right." Coach responds with "That's because it's in your left hand."

GG Coach G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oliver_the_Owl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2014
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I got my coach today (volleyball)

We saw the hitter on the other team swing with his left arm, then again with his right. My coach pointed it out and I looked her straight in the eye and said "I'm jealous coach, I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Volleyballa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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My track coach got one on us one time...

So we were having a handball tournament where we were allowed to name our own teams. So before the finals game, one of my coaches says "The two teams in the finals are the "brownies" and the "cupcakes"." Then my other coach, who is older and a dad, goes "sounds like a sweet deal"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nuovano
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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Got dad-joked by my college coach

My college cross country coach was a source of endless terrible jokes. One time, the team was preparing to embark on a long run from campus, and our coach told us to be careful.

"Did you heard about the guy who got hit by a car last week? He lost his left arm and his left leg."

"Oh no! Is he ok?"

"He's all right now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xcgeorge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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My coach had a dad joke.

One of my teammates wanted his attention, but had been ignored so far. Then, I witnessed this gold.

Friend: Coach, Coach! Ey!

Coach: B!

Everyone groaned while my coach giggled like a school girl.

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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Dad/coach that I work with fired this gem off today.

Little kid: "Coach, no meet this friday?"

Coach Dad: "Dude, good Friday was last week!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilsonK907
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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Tennis coach would do this to almost everyone he met.

He'd take out his keys and show us the key chain.

See this here? It's for when I want to play a little tennis

Then it would be repeated to anyone nearby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolmonger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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Coach Dad

My dad coached my AYSO soccer team (associated youth soccer organization or something). The games were on saturdays. every year when he was talking to the parents

Dad: "You guys have signed your kids up for AYSO soccer. Which stands for All Your Saturdays Occupied * significant amount of air passes through his nose multiple times*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yungun
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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My Uncle is a little league coach.

I was celebrating my birthday with family when this exchange occurred between my grandpa and aunt.

My Aunt: "Sorry your uncle couldn't make it to the party. He has a little league game tonight."

Grandpa: "Isn't he a bit old for little league? Hehehe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerJamers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2014
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Got dad joked by a fellow coach last night...

I told him my brakes have been starting to grind and it might be time for new ones...

"Eh, you don't need brakes, they just slow you down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheClemmer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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Swim Coach DadJoked Us Today

Us: Hey Coach can we catch-up relays Him: Yes, but first you got to bring the mustard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALPHAASFUUUCK
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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Met a guy who told us he was an executive coach.

"Oh, is that one of the ones with TV screens and a toilet?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalamanderSylph
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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"Betcha the don't want a chiropractor as a head [NFL] coach."

"Why's that?" "They'd be making to much adjustments."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Afrp-Dano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDestroyer575
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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