But he forgot the punchline
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
The steaks had never been higher
He took up accents against them today
I said it doesn’t matter, right, left, either oar
To get his quarter back
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback
Now I am on thin ice
Good eye, mate. Good eye...
He asked a lot of softball questions.
The charges were on racketeering.
He didn't give a puck.
Me: Sure coach. Information about what?
Coach: You’re cut.
To get his nickleback
Player: David Nguyen
Coach: Nguyen? I've had some Nguyens over the years.
Apparently he has three-pointers.
They’ll end up with a losing spirit
especially when they learn about the “i” in “oui”
To get his Quarterback
To get his quarterback.
The tennis player admitted, and they seem to be on track for a smooth resolution. Upon being interviewed, the coach said: “I would have escalated this further, but he's a valuable student with a great arm, and I trust that there is no need for a wrist training order.”
It’s called a rhombus son.
....But there’s like, three, in “idiot”.
Brett: This isn't fair! I'm the best in the country! Why am I getting replaced by a baby? Coach: This is basketball. I replaced you with a baby because babys are good at dribbling.
"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."
The team needed a new Ghoulie
I however, couldn't seem to get a kick out of it
Apparently, he bounced a great many Czechs.
Give me my quarter back!
It's turned into kind of a running joke.
Dad - "How did they get the coach down there?"
A mid-wife crisis
(Or a "no can doula")
He said “I’ll pass”
... maybe it flew away.
He wanted them to pasta bowl.
I'm more of a corduroy jacket.
So he could send in a Sub.
Doing drills where we had to catch over our left shoulder, I made the catch but said "This doesn't feel right." Coach responds with "That's because it's in your left hand."
GG Coach G.
We saw the hitter on the other team swing with his left arm, then again with his right. My coach pointed it out and I looked her straight in the eye and said "I'm jealous coach, I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous"!
So we were having a handball tournament where we were allowed to name our own teams. So before the finals game, one of my coaches says "The two teams in the finals are the "brownies" and the "cupcakes"." Then my other coach, who is older and a dad, goes "sounds like a sweet deal"
My college cross country coach was a source of endless terrible jokes. One time, the team was preparing to embark on a long run from campus, and our coach told us to be careful.
"Did you heard about the guy who got hit by a car last week? He lost his left arm and his left leg."
"Oh no! Is he ok?"
"He's all right now."
One of my teammates wanted his attention, but had been ignored so far. Then, I witnessed this gold.
Friend: Coach, Coach! Ey!
Everyone groaned while my coach giggled like a school girl.
Little kid: "Coach, no meet this friday?"
Coach Dad: "Dude, good Friday was last week!"
He'd take out his keys and show us the key chain.
Then it would be repeated to anyone nearby.
My dad coached my AYSO soccer team (associated youth soccer organization or something). The games were on saturdays. every year when he was talking to the parents
Dad: "You guys have signed your kids up for AYSO soccer. Which stands for All Your Saturdays Occupied * significant amount of air passes through his nose multiple times*
I was celebrating my birthday with family when this exchange occurred between my grandpa and aunt.
My Aunt: "Sorry your uncle couldn't make it to the party. He has a little league game tonight."
Grandpa: "Isn't he a bit old for little league? Hehehe!"
I told him my brakes have been starting to grind and it might be time for new ones...
"Eh, you don't need brakes, they just slow you down."
Us: Hey Coach can we catch-up relays Him: Yes, but first you got to bring the mustard
"Oh, is that one of the ones with TV screens and a toilet?"
"Why's that?" "They'd be making to much adjustments."
To get his quarterback.