Our coach came storming into the bank.
He said he wanted his quarter back.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
My buddy Linux would always lead the lineup with a bunt and steal second shortly after. And no matter how bad I wanted to swing for the fences, if the batter before me didn't make first; coach would turn to me and say......
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder
I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."
"That's the goal at least."
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I hired a coach for an upcoming marathon. She gave me a run for my money.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My wife left her position as a Geologist to pursue her dream as a tennis coach...
...She went from studying faults to double-faults.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!
We're having a midwife crisis.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
A boxer wants to tell his coach a joke
But he forgot the punchline
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Coach used to tell me I screwed up my drills
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
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︎ May 22 2020
Coach Butt pushed his team The Doodies into the Toilet Bowl. But, his team was playing like crap after a heavy load. And even though Coach knew his #1 was flushed, he pointed at him and said...
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︎ Jun 22 2020
My π£ββοΈ coach asked if I wanted to row right or left?
I said it doesnβt matter, right, left, either oar
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︎ Jan 31 2020
After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef
The steaks had never been higher
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︎ May 21 2020
Have you heard about that dialect coach who got bullied by his students?
He took up accents against them today
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback
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︎ Jul 19 2019
My boss found out I applied a job to be ice skating coach
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︎ Jul 28 2019
I was casually interviewed by an athletics coach today.
He asked a lot of softball questions.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Did you hear about the angry hockey coach?
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︎ Apr 05 2019
What did the Australian baseball coach say to the batter?
Good eye, mate. Good eye...
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︎ Aug 12 2019
A tennis coach was arrested not too long ago.
The charges were on racketeering.
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︎ May 30 2019
Coach: Alright team, letβs get in formation.
Me: Sure coach. Information about what?
Coach: Youβre cut.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
What did the football coach say to the game developer when they loss?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
A tennis player was reported to be stalking his coach.
The tennis player admitted, and they seem to be on track for a smooth resolution. Upon being interviewed, the coach said: βI would have escalated this further, but he's a valuable student with a great arm, and I trust that there is no need for a wrist training order.β
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︎ Jul 22 2018
My basketball coach loves dogs.
Apparently he has three-pointers.
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︎ May 01 2019
Donβt let your kids play sports with a French Coach
Theyβll end up with a losing spirit
especially when they learn about the βiβ in βouiβ
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Our high school coach used to tell us, βThere is no I in team..β
....But thereβs like, three, in βidiotβ.
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︎ Oct 28 2018
Thatβs a funny looking coach dad
Itβs called a rhombus son.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."
"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Coach: Brett you're out, Timmy you're in.
Brett: This isn't fair! I'm the best in the country! Why am I getting replaced by a baby? Coach: This is basketball. I replaced you with a baby because babys are good at dribbling.
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︎ Feb 02 2019
Ohio State coach Urban Meyer is being succeeded by the next in line
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︎ Dec 04 2018
My cross country coach never shows up to practice.
It's turned into kind of a running joke.
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︎ Aug 23 2017
Why did the soccer coach recruit zombies?
The team needed a new Ghoulie
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︎ Oct 31 2018
A Prague-based trampoline gymnastics coach was just arrested for fraud!
Apparently, he bounced a great many Czechs.
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︎ Aug 13 2018
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
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︎ Jul 25 2018
Why did the coach go to the bank?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Why did the coach go to the bank
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Why did the coach visit the bank??
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
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︎ Nov 16 2018
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