A list of puns related to "Players"
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
Love means nothing to them.
Because they have sax appeal 🎷
"You've broken your hand."
Because their queen never dies
Put me in coach.
Naturally
Violins
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
However it was acci-dental.
They’re always trying to get the quarterback.
Cause they can't c#.
They both hate people who use riot shields
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
They know how to drum up support.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
Because the waiter said, "CHECK?"
Because they can't Travel.
I think his first name is Dan.
They say he’s Head & Shoulders above the competition...
Because they 8-2 much
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
It’s considered to be a personal fowl.
Because there will be no fans at games.
A drugby player
Me: I took a stab in the Dirk
Friend: Oh God nooooo!
They've been hitting everyone with their.bat
They're calling it the Flea Market
He's finding it hard to deal with.
It was a fragrant fowl.
They always fold.
They’ll be breaking newgrounds!
Because he wanted a Czech mate!
Doesn’t matter. It’ll be gone too Zune.
Obi wan Kobe
They are always mating
He's always doing things the Hardaway
Messi
She was his czechmate.
She was very flippant.
Love means nothing to them
That would be considered a personal fowl.
"Can I have the check, mate?"
I replied, "ask your mom. The reason is a parent."
Love means nothing to them.
Love means nothing to them
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