Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
If Father Christmas played soccer, what position would he play ?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running from the ball.
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
Soccer coach to newbie: "Basically, you kick this ball down the field and try to get it into that big net at the end."
"That's the goal at least."
My wife plays soccer with her hands.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
I'm in love with soccer balls.
I get a real kick out of them.
Peach soccer or peach volley?
What do you call a dog that mediates soccer games?
A player asked why I shut down the soccer game suddenly when his mother started cussing and yelling...
I replied, "ask your mom. The reason is a parent."
My son’s first dad joke: my wife asked if we were going to play soccer, or if we’re too tired.
How does a soccer player insult someone?
What does the announcer for the Miners Soccer League say when someone scores?
Who is the most unclean soccer player?
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She always runs away from the ball
I’m not playing soccer because I’m good at it.
I’m just doing it for kicks.
Just started dating a soccer player.
Can anyone help me come up with soccer player/Halloween puns
Any help will be much appreciated! Some examples for what I need are..
Count Ronaldo, Lionel Mummy, and Frankeneymar
These are kinda week lol give me some of your best ones!
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?
They didnt Nguyen a single game
Why are soccer stadiums at risk for burning down?
Because of all the matches.
Why do Italians love soccer?
Because they get to switch sides halfway through.
Know what my kids' bedroom and soccer player Lionel have in common?
I was playing soccer and wondered how they could kick the ball so far
Soccer joke from my 10y: what’s the difference between Germany and a tea bag?
A tea bag spends more time in the cup.
Why do soccer players hate shallow pools?
Because there is no diving.
Why do soccer fans have problems with their parents?
Their room is very Messi.
For the soccer fans out there
Help I'm announcing a high school soccer banquet tonight and need some dad jokes
Greeting, I'm the MC at a small high school soccer banquet this evening and need some humor help. I play rugby and my son plays soccer so any little digs I can get about that would be helpful too. We are American and I don't know any pro soccer player so please refrain on specific players. Thanks in advance.
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport
I'm just doing it for the kicks.
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer game?
She ran away from the ball.
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
How do you light up a soccer stadium?
How do you light up a soccer stadium
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s soccer game, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Her coach was a pumpkin and she was always running away from the ball.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
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