Ruff housing
They're both protons.
Triple HBO
The Arctic Choke
I feel that i have passed the tradition down yet another generation. Im going to live forever!
Body slam poetry
The loser had to wear their underwear over their pants.
It's definitely on my short list.
The Rock is my opponent.
I think I saw one of them flip a bird, but I'm not sure.
A rib cage match
You could say the tides have turned.
Ill be here all night folks.
Because he fourfeet
Because they heard he was propane (propain).
They're much easier than human contests.
One of my all time favorites he made on air, I can't really remember the exact context as to why he said this but he said "I wear orthopedic shoes, so I stand corrected" One of many examples.
https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/status/477471573062844417
"Hey, how do you feel?"
"...With my hands"
And I got mat burn on my elbow. It turned into a nasty scab. Later, my dad says, "Have you met my friend Mat Burn?" Then points to my elbow.
I stopped her because she came close to putting her shoulder in her bowl of ice cream then she says "Woah, I almost gave myself the cold shoulder". I love my wife.
Today at lunch I dad-joked my wife.
wife: There was this guy who would come into my work, James Savage-
me: Oh, was he related to Randy?
wife: blank stare
me: ...Macho Man Savage?
wife: flared nostrils/large sigh/continues her story
