God: *creates a worm* hello little buddy!

Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...

God: * creates birds *.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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2 silk worms had a race....

.....they ended up in a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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How to tell which end of a worm is the head?

You tickle it. The end that laughs is the head.

Credit: My 7y.o nephew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redzzdelady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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How do you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guy2things
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?

A fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_gaia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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I think I have intestinal worms.

I don’t know why though, it’s just a gut feeling.

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What did the sleep deprived fremen say to the noisy sand worms?

Stop making a rakis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vartigy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Your entire family dying in a fire....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish-Emotional
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What kind of worms have bones?

Gummy Worms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choref81
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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How did the worm feel after getting cut in half?

He was beside himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyatt1313
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Two silk worms had a race

They ended up in a tie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZdogDaBoss623
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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My dad has a worm farm

He named all the worms Jason, cause their bait, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsubandbeard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What’s the best worm for wrapping presents?

Tape worm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husbus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.

One might say he is a master baiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

Finding half a worm in an apple!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What's the easiest way to male a glow worm happy ?

Cut off it's tail, it'll be delighted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Did you know worms are really addictive to fish?

One taste and they're hooked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diriector_Doc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Opened a can of worms...

They just sat there. Hardly the chaos that's beem advertised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flatheadhunter52
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?

Yeah, they're calling it global worming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeOfRi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Where do Chicago worms play baseball?

Wiggly Field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smrkk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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what is called when worms take over Earth?

global worming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wumbojimbo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Biting into an apple and finding half of a worm in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverrat423
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Two silks worms had a race...

It ended in a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tikihaha_74
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Four Worms and a lesson

A Southern minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol -Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Worm: *tells a joke*

The early bird: Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArshmanR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Bird Pun Worm Book Bird v.redd.it/8gz511ikn4g31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueTides2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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What do you call two worms in love?

Soilmates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Worm-hole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toyoyome
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you just took a bite of?

Finding half the worm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Virruhalittmer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Hit the hammer that judges have and says β€œworm court is in session”. Then says

β€œAll writhe”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Babyblu4321
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Larry Bird catches the worm (first pun :p)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goffeur33
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Two silk worms got in a fight.

It ended in a tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinoyDadInOman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?

I guess that’s debaitable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeatsackKY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Why are worms so easy to get along with?

Because they are always down to Earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottstewart09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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There’s only one thing worse than finding a worm in your fruit.

Finding half a worm in your fruit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rew_searle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?

Because he was an early bird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banjowashisnameo
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Why did the 2 worms get out of the apple before boarding Noah's Ark?

Because they had to go in pears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear?

Finding half a worm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neloc1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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2 silk worms had a race...

....they ended up in a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your Apple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/picsofficial
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffreyed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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What do you call two worms who are in love with each other

Soilmates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Two silk worms were in a race

It ended in a tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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