Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...
God: * creates birds *.
.....they ended up in a tie.
You tickle it. The end that laughs is the head.
Credit: My 7y.o nephew
I don’t know why though, it’s just a gut feeling.
Stop making a rakis.
Your entire family dying in a fire....
He was beside himself
He named all the worms Jason, cause their bait, man.
One might say he is a master baiter.
Cut off it's tail, it'll be delighted
One taste and they're hooked.
They just sat there. Hardly the chaos that's beem advertised.
Yeah, they're calling it global worming.
A Southern minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol -Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service.
I guess that’s debaitable.
Because they are always down to Earth
Finding half a worm in your fruit.
Because he was an early bird
Because they had to go in pears.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Finding half a worm in an apple!!!
Biting into an apple and finding half of a worm in it!
Finding half a worm in your Apple.
Finding half the worm
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Finding half a worm.