I love a good snake pun.

I think they are hissterical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
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Making snake puns is a piece of snake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redking2002
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Snake puns for life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarrySassol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Missa_doodikins
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[Request] Snake Puns For Game

I'm making a video game involving snakes and I'd like a random snake pun/joke to appear on each loading screen. Help Plz! I'll credit r/puns in the game.

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How do you measure a snake? In inches, because they don’t have feet.

But you measure rattlesnakes in meters, because they have rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satchmoi
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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No one will listen to White Snake with me

SO here I go again on my own

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
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Why did the snake go to the doctor?

He had a frog in his throat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laurzinoz
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Where do rich snakes retire?

Aspen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?

A "Ο€"thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ididittoem
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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A goat, a drums and a snake fell from a cliff

Ba dum tssssssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa-dum-Tsss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A Civil Serpent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Attila the Hun had a pet snake who refused to eat.

He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.

As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.

Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.

When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,

"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_wild_redditer
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I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....

He asked "Any Chess?"

So I said no, I'd rather go private.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Do they have lots of mushrooms and snakes in Wisconsin?

I mean, it is the badger badger badger badger state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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My friend who is a snake charmer is marrying an undertaker.

I bought them some 'Hiss and Hearse' towels as a wedding gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Which language do Mexican snakes speak?

Hisssss-panic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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A snake walked into a bar

And the bartender said

"Wow how did you do that?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inchhighgal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do you get when you cross a Cow and Snake?

Moossssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kisscumbag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.

It was Sir Eel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A snake walks into a bar...

Bar tender goes, how’d you do that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fahimifire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?

Hiss and her bath towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstockmoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What do you call the part of the snake that isn't it's head?

It snek

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Antihuman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?

Reptile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beemoh808
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do German snakes say?

ßßßßßßßßß

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehiler2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why are snakes measured in inches?

Because they don't have any feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcslater
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Ozymandias, king of kings, had a very capable army of snakes.

He is best known for the quote:
β€œLook on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinBender
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What is a snake's favorite subject?

Hisssss tory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...

Bu-DUM hisssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My wife hates my collection of old snake skins.

So I have to keep them in the shed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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what do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake ?

A jump rope!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughese24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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A snake walks into a bar

The bartender says β€œHow did you do that?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iyxnoluwa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why aren’t there any running jokes about snakes?

Maybe because it doesn’t have legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone__boi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...

Vin's Shield: Vipers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ranzear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Which kind of snakes share underwear?

Cobra

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A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.

Baa-dum-hiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff

Ba-dum-tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSSpartanII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 m. long?

Ο€thon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....

"BAA DUMM TSSSS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A snake walked into a bar

The bartender said β€œhow did you do that?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollieb4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?

A pi-thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14m long

a πœ‹-thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sb_kidph2005
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call a 3.14m long snake?

A Ο€thon

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A snake walks into a bar

The bartender asks "how did you do that?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imagoblinshark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff

BA-DUMM-TSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
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