I love a good snake pun.
I think they are hissterical
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οΈ Nov 09 2019
Making snake puns is a piece of snake
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οΈ Oct 31 2018
Snake puns for life
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οΈ Sep 05 2017
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οΈ Nov 20 2015
[Request] Snake Puns For Game
I'm making a video game involving snakes and I'd like a random snake pun/joke to appear on each loading screen. Help Plz! I'll credit r/puns in the game.
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οΈ Dec 21 2017
How do you measure a snake? In inches, because they donβt have feet.
But you measure rattlesnakes in meters, because they have rhythm.
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οΈ May 29 2021
No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
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οΈ Mar 31 2021
Why did the snake go to the doctor?
He had a frog in his throat.
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οΈ May 30 2021
Where do rich snakes retire?
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οΈ May 28 2021
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?
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οΈ Feb 04 2021
A goat, a drums and a snake fell from a cliff
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οΈ May 12 2021
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
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οΈ Mar 27 2021
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
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οΈ Jan 03 2021
Attila the Hun had a pet snake who refused to eat.
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
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οΈ Nov 14 2020
I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....
He asked "Any Chess?"
So I said no, I'd rather go private.
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οΈ Mar 16 2021
Do they have lots of mushrooms and snakes in Wisconsin?
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οΈ Apr 12 2021
My friend who is a snake charmer is marrying an undertaker.
I bought them some 'Hiss and Hearse' towels as a wedding gift.
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οΈ Feb 02 2021
Which language do Mexican snakes speak?
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οΈ Feb 22 2021
A snake walked into a bar
And the bartender said
"Wow how did you do that?"
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
What do you get when you cross a Cow and Snake?
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οΈ Feb 11 2021
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
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οΈ Dec 22 2020
A snake walks into a bar...
Bar tender goes, howβd you do that?
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οΈ Oct 07 2020
What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?
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οΈ Jan 12 2021
What do you call the part of the snake that isn't it's head?
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οΈ Nov 25 2020
What kind of flooring does the snake-loving architect design all of his homes with?
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οΈ Dec 31 2020
What do German snakes say?
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
Why are snakes measured in inches?
Because they don't have any feet
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οΈ Aug 27 2020
Ozymandias, king of kings, had a very capable army of snakes.
He is best known for the quote:
βLook on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!β
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
What is a snake's favorite subject?
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οΈ Nov 10 2020
Two elephants and a snake fall out of a plane...
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οΈ Dec 20 2020
My wife hates my collection of old snake skins.
So I have to keep them in the shed.
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οΈ Dec 08 2020
what do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake ?
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οΈ Sep 02 2020
A snake walks into a bar
The bartender says βHow did you do that?β
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οΈ Sep 29 2020
Why arenβt there any running jokes about snakes?
Maybe because it doesnβt have legs.
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...
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οΈ Oct 12 2020
Which kind of snakes share underwear?
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.
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οΈ Mar 15 2021
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
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οΈ Dec 04 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
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οΈ May 08 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff
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οΈ Dec 17 2020
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 m. long?
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
A snake walked into a bar
The bartender said βhow did you do that?β
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οΈ Oct 11 2020
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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οΈ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14m long
a π-thon
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οΈ Aug 18 2020
What do you call a 3.14m long snake?
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οΈ Jul 12 2020
A snake walks into a bar
The bartender asks "how did you do that?"
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οΈ Aug 14 2020
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff
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οΈ Jan 23 2020
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