I love a good snake pun.

I think they are hissterical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
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Making snake puns is a piece of snake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redking2002
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[Request] Snake Puns For Game

I'm making a video game involving snakes and I'd like a random snake pun/joke to appear on each loading screen. Help Plz! I'll credit r/puns in the game.

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Snake puns for life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarrySassol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Missa_doodikins
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...

β€œBa-dumm-Tsss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
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My pet snake is 3.14 metres long

He's a Ο€ thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ignorethevoices
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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What do you call a 3.14m long snake?

A Ο€thon

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Why should you always measure a snake in inches?

Because they have no feet!

(Courtesy of Snake Discovery on YouTube)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherlocked776
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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What is a snakes favorite place to live ?

Missssissssipi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datdragonfruittho
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

Looks like the boa cons tricked her...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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What do you call a snake that can program?

Python

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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What do you call a Snake that cleans your windshield ??

A Windshield Viper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiologicalMontana
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What do you call a funny snake?

Hissterical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sxgarxngel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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How do you measure a snake?

In inches they don’t have feet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaddyCatChanYT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff

BA-DUMM-TSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
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Snake walks into a bar...

Bartender says, "How'd you do that?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AStarkFan
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What's a snake's favorite chart?

A hiss-togram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skp777
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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long

A pithon

Happy pi day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeemist90881
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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What type of snake is best at arithmetic?

An adder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..

Baa dum tss!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyberwiz91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gquinn18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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I recently encountered a grass snake.

He told me lots of bad things about grass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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How do you turn a snake into a legless lizard?

Give it an antihisstamine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LandoCOWrisian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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What kind of snake wears a hard hat?

A boa constuctor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tennessean4Life
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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A snake walks into a bar...

Bartender says, "Hey! How'd you do that?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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What do you call a Snake that's 3,14 meters long

A Ο€thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reitdeier
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.

It's a lawnboa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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How do you measure a snake? /r/Jokes/comments/foi167/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patchy72
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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What do you call a snake that cleans windows?

A vindow viper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joeysaurrr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Some snakes are really good at maths

They can be great Adders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/air28uk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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What was the snake’s favorite subject in school?

Hisstory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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A sheep, an idiot, and a snake walk into a bar.

Baaaa dumb hisssssss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoponby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.

Baa-Dumm-Tsssss

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Snake walks into a bar

Bartender: how the fuck did you do that

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Snakes, why does it always have to bee snakes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyled001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A Pi-thon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Racing_the_Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Brought a snake to math class today

It’s okay. It was an adder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What snakes keep the windscreen clean?

Vipers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I gave my pet snake some glasses.

Now he's a see serpent.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What is the best car insurance a snake can get?

Fully cobrahensive. 🐍

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonTheStarfish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil serpent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoryuha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Her: Did you know Australia has 9 of the world’s 10 deadliest snakes?

Me: Shit! One escaped?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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My pet viper swallowed a sheet of window glass causing the snake severe physical discomfort.

It was a real pane in the asp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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How do you call a snake who teaches history?

A hisssstory teacher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DB1_5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What do you call it when your snake stops working?

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heilschwein
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Not like the other snakes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clauboss3000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What type of snakes are good at maths?

Adders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Everyone is afraid of snakes and spiders and sharks but you have all forgotten about the scariest animal of all.

The cari-BOO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotThaaatDrunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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"I HATE SNAKES!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassEyedSniper
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Snakes on a Plane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lyzzidc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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A snake charmer was bitten on the lips

He didn't know his asp from his oboe.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Did you know that 3.14% of all snakes are pythons and that 2.71% of all fish are eels?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Snakes 🐍
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What type of snake never skips dessert?

A Pie-thon🐍🐍🐍

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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A lamb, a drum, and a snake all fell off a cliff

Ba Dum Tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustFapped69Times
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What is the young snake currently going through?

Adderlescence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What did the sheep, idiot, and snake say when the dad told a joke?

Ba dum, tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sonicxwwe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What’s the most common snake in Germany?

The Vindscreen Viper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyGiroud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell into a river

Baa dum tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinnyPortland
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long

A Ο€-thon

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/9swx4t/math_joke/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lorhill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Why are snakes in South America so dangerous?

They're all vamanos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milkfacedfool
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do you call a 3.14 metre long snake?

A Ο€-thon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McKrabby7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

A pithon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheYonko27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa dum hiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Name_Is_Left
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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If two snakes are arguing ...

do they have a sibilants rivalry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FHL88Work
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Nobody wants to listen to White Snake with me.

So here I go again on my own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispy_critter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 inches long?

A pi-thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeadows00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I found a snake that was exactly 3.14 meters long

I think it was a Pi-thon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call a snake building its own home?

A boa constructor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Where do snakes swim?

In the Hississippi river.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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German Snake
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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One of my boy scouts asked me, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?"

I said, "No, that snake's not poisonous at all."

So the boy picks up the snake which bites him, and the boy starts to spasm and foam at the mouth as the other kids look on in horror.

I continued, "But that snake is venomous. Poison is ingested or absorbed, while venom is injected. Let's get it right next time, boys."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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What do you call a snake in charge of the philharmonic orchestra?

A boa conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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A 3.14 meter long snake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowsGirl9
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What do you call a snake that's extremely overweight?

A Fat Asp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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My dad had to have surgery on his leg due to a venomous snake bite.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What is it called if a snake and an alligator don’t get along

A Reptile Disfunction 😡

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seags82
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What do you call it when a snake can't shed it's skin?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parakeetpoop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What is snake's favourite subject ?

Hissstory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kones_6999
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I was looking for rubber snakes in Dad's Toy Store.

I found them in the rept-aisle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Don't throw a snake like a boomerang.

It'll come back to bite you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Never flush a snake down the toilet.

It’ll just come back to bite you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollydudman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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TIL about a bird that migrates from Canada to Jamaica each year, feeding on snakes over the winter

It's called a mongoose.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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A sheep, drum, and snake fall off a cliff

Ba dum tsh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpepSGaming
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Did you hear the joke about the snake?

It’s actually a long tale/tail.

-I don’t know how puns work in written form.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curefortheruns
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I'm writing a screenplay where a giant snake swallows Dwayne Johnson.

The title: Rocky-Bowel Boa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perverseverence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?

A Β Ο€thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomGuyNumber1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

A Ο€thon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DellRecovery
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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A snake walks into a bar...

Bartender says: "How'd you do that?!?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datbabyaintmine1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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So a snake walks in to a bar

The bartender says, "How'd you do that?"

πŸ‘︎ 2k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/X-pertNinja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Why do you measure a snake in inches?

Because they don’t have any feet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanAdrian77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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