I think they are hissterical
I'm making a video game involving snakes and I'd like a random snake pun/joke to appear on each loading screen. Help Plz! I'll credit r/puns in the game.
But you measure rattlesnakes in meters, because they have rhythm.
SO here I go again on my own
He had a frog in his throat.
Ba dum tssssssss
A Civil Serpent.
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
He asked "Any Chess?"
So I said no, I'd rather go private.
I mean, it is the badger badger badger badger state.
I bought them some 'Hiss and Hearse' towels as a wedding gift.
And the bartender said
"Wow how did you do that?"
It was Sir Eel.
Bar tender goes, how’d you do that?
Hiss and her bath towels
Because they don't have any feet
He is best known for the quote:
“Look on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!”
So I have to keep them in the shed.
A jump rope!!
The bartender says “How did you do that?”
Maybe because it doesn’t have legs.
Vin's Shield: Vipers
"BAA DUMM TSSSS"
The bartender said “how did you do that?”
The bartender asks "how did you do that?"