What do you call a crocodile that is a detective?

An investi-gator

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How do you call a grateful crocodile?

An arigator

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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You take note of whether it sees you later or in a while

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Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.

I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.

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Do you know how to distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile?

One sees you later and the other after a while.

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What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?

A guacodile!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokeyjokerton
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I thought I saw a crocodile in the laneway behind my house.

But then I saw him a bit later, so it must have been an alley-gator.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What do you call a crocodile that is an attorney?

A litigator.

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What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?

An Ally-gator.

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What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?

A negator

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So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?

Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.

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What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?

Crocabilly

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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

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Do you know how to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile?

By paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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What is a crocodile's favourite game?

Snap!

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Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet?

But most only have 4 :)

Credit: u/kickypie

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What do you call the curious cousin of the crocodile?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClashOfTheEnder
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Australian crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet!

Most only grow 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrightinglyPunny
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My spirit animal is the crocodile

I live in denial.

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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

By paying close attention to watch one sees you later, versus after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptnKickass
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What do you call it when a man has a crocodile for a penis?

A-reptile-dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Dom-Lane
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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?

Slippers.

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What did the crocodile say when his tail was stepped on?

Oww-ligator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeinrichLandgraf
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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you’ll see in awhile and the other one you’ll see later!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetePeteface
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I was unsure how to spot the difference between crocodiles and alligators

If you approach them head on, a crocodile will see you in a while, but an alligator will see you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscariscerycool
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Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

If you see it later it’s an alligator. If you see it in a while it’s a crocodile.

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Put your smile on your dial crocodile [OC]
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How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

It all depends. Are you going to see it later, or after a while?

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One says see you later, the other replies in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerJoe05
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The Nile crocodile thinks it is an alligator...

Because it is in denial.

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What do you call a crocodile in a vest?

An investigator. (Heard at a Cub Scout event today)

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Pure-bread Crocodile
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How does a dentist check a crocodiles teeth ?

Very carefully.

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How can you tell the difference between a alligator or a crocodile?

Whether you see it later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThurmanator
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"See you later, alligator!" "In a while, crocodile."

"OK man, caiman"

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Shark-flavoured crocodile tears, A5
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Did you hear about that crocodile that got into a fight?

He was the instigator.

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You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodiles by paying attention to whether the animals sees you later or in a while
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Difference between alligator and crocodile

You can tell the difference between alligator and crocodile if you see it later or in a while.

Not mine, hope it's not a repost.

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Today during a spelling test, asked a small human, β€œHow do you spell crocodile?” They said β€œK-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”. I told them that was incorrect.

They responded, β€œMaybe I did, but you asked how I spell it.”

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I went into Subway and asked for a crocodile sandwich...

and make it snappy!

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How do you guys tell if it is an alligator or a crocodile?

I usually wait to see if it sees me later or in a while...

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What do you call a crocodile without a fish?

A croile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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What's a crocodile's favourite isotonic drink?

Gatorade...

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Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Well...one you see later, and the other you see in a while...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demisheep
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What do you call a crocodile wearing a vest?

An Investigator

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Do you know the difference between an aligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later, the other one after a while.

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How can you distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in awhile.

it took me a sec..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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What does Japanese crocodile say to show gratitude

Alligator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RizkyREP
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It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart...

...one will see you in a while and the other one will see you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hello_Wisconsin
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How do you distinguish an alligator from a crocodile ?

Does he see you later or in a while ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodquest
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I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon.

I expect that'll come back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nayragrets
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What do you call an albino crocodile?

A Crackerdile!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psycho_Hobbit
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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On what do crocodiles watch porn?

Incrocnito mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Asher-Frere-
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TIL crocodiles can grow 20 feet and be 2,000 pounds

But most only have 4 feet and are less expensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlhc55
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Why did the alligator think he was a crocodile?

He was in de Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obrainless
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I tried to hire a crocodile private eye wearing a sleeveless jacket.

But I couldn't find one so I got an in-vest-a-gator instead.

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I cross-bred a homing pigeon and a crocodile...

I betcha that will come back to bite me

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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

When you say bye, one will say see you later, the other will say in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danthemaninacan
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It's not that hard to tell an alligator and a crocodile apart..

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlkcdndoicnwc
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I came home to find my dishevelled bed was covered in razor wire, crocodiles and grand pianos!

You couldn't make it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
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Why do crocodiles never become swamp upper management?

They aren't good dalligators!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
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What do you call an obedient crocodile?

A crocodocile.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Why is the crocodile longer than it is green?

It's only green on one side, but it's long on both sides.

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How do you distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

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An iguana and a crocodile got into a scuffle at the pub, who swung first?

The instigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seananiganzx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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Crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet!

But usually they just have 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x12ogerZx
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Praefectus27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal...

sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnazS
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet?

But most of then just have 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Did you know? You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebatmunk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You'll see one later and one in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you see later and the other you see after while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PugtheMagician
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Did you know that crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AelrixRemix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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How can you tell the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile?

It depends on if you'll see them later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBlueBuffBoi
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