What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile

Timing...one will see you later and one will see you in just a little while.

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What card game do crocodiles like playing?

Snap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
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What did the Egyptian crocodile do with the problems in his life?

Nothing, he lived in da-nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
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Why can’t the crocodile get it up?

He has ereptile dysfunction and lives in Lake Flaccid

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Crocodiles are going extinct.

They're not able to reproduce due to a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
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What do you call a crocodile that is a detective?

An investi-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
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What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?

Gaiters.

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Did you know that crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
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My pet crocodile needs help

Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoSchifoso
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What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?

A calcu-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
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A saltwater crocodile can grow up to 20 feet...

But most just have 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Invader_Kilz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why couldn't the crocodile get over his ex wife?

He was stuck in de Nile :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.

A funeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papserk
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So I was out at the museum with my daughter today and got the ultimate dad joke in. Employee asks kids "Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?"

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while?

Daughter groaned, employee laughed, other dad's nodded approvingly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkbow85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

By paying attention to whether it sees you later, or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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How do you call a grateful crocodile?

An arigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathenThenseph
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.

I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What do you call a crocodile that loves guacamole?

A guacodile!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokeyjokerton
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You take note of whether it sees you later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystichunterz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I thought I saw a crocodile in the laneway behind my house.

But then I saw him a bit later, so it must have been an alley-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a crocodile that is an attorney?

A litigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UserCheckNamesOut
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What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?

An Ally-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gptz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?

Crocabilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssassinJ2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?

A negator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinSpartan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What do you call it when a man has a crocodile for a penis?

A-reptile-dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Dom-Lane
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What is a crocodile's favourite game?

Snap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What do you call the curious cousin of the crocodile?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClashOfTheEnder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later. The other will see you after while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frigatedoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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How can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile

It’s how they say goodbye !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/619fool
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What did the Egyptian crocodile do about the problems in his life?

Nothing. He lived in de-nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonions
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Does anyone know the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tokyo_Addition-
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How do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you see later the other you see after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajkulick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile

by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Do you know how to distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile?

One sees you later and the other after a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzlt
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Praefectus27
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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.

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Do you know how to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile?

By paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurrentlyForking
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You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal...

sees you later or in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnazS
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Australian crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet!

Most only grow 4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrightinglyPunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet?

But most only have 4 :)

Credit: u/kickypie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idkwutimd0ing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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