What do the ancient reptiles call their housework?
What reptile uses the phone a lot?
what do you call a reptile with a stock portfolio? an invested-gator
or when he shows up immediately? an insta-gator
and if he's well-dressed? and in-vest-gator
Which prehistoric reptile had the best manners?
What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?
What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?
What do you call a reptile that's always starting shit on social media?
How can you tell how much a reptile weighs?
What do you call a reptile with a map?
Never get into a conversation with a flying reptile
Their conversations always dragon for way too long
What do you call a rap battle between two lizards? A reptile diss function
What do you call a reptile who enjoys snapping picture of food and sunsets?
What do you call an accusatory reptile?
What do you call a joke-telling hard-to-see reptile?
What do you call a large reptile that solves crimes?
What do you call a reptile phoning a friend?
I worked out yesterday, and today I hurt as much as a large prehistoric reptile.
What do you call a homosexual reptile?
What is reptile dysfunction?
When your snake stops working.
What do you call it when a reptile cannot work his email?
News: ‘Boy George’s reptile bites 5 people in one day.’
He needs a calmer chameleon
The other day, I tried to get a water feeling reptile that smoked weed back to its home, but it attacked me.
I'm not good with crock pots.
Back in medieval times, they used to make computer mice out of the poop of giant flame breathing reptiles...
...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface.
One day my daughter and I were on a walk together and were surprised to see a shelled reptile a little ways down the road. Guess which direction it was heading?
What do you call a large reptile that likes to start fights? An instigator.
What do you call a mathematical reptile?
What kind of reptile to math teachers keep as pets?
The local reptile show had to delay on account of misbehaving lizards.
They had a severe case of a reptile dysfunction.
What do you get if you cross a mammal with a reptile?
Most probably sued by the Humane Society.
What do you call a funny reptile?
What do you call it when a scary reptile robs a drink shop?
I have a reptile named fib
What reptile spends the most time in the bathroom?
A Commode-o dragon.
Crosspost from r/jokes
What do you call a homosexual reptile ?
What do you call a reptile that is good at math?
What do you call a financially savvy reptile?
What do you do when you call a large reptile?
What do you get when you cross an LCD screen and a reptile?
What do you call a reptile that ruins household appliances?
EDIT: The real joke is how much time and effort was spent thinking this joke up
I found a small reptile in my ear.
I think it's an irrigator.
What do you call a reptile that asks a lot of questions?
Geriatric Irish reptile toilet?
I heard Boy George’s reptile bites 5 people in one day.
He needs a calmer chameleon.