Reptile pun for you lot
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︎ Aug 03 2019
What reptile uses the phone a lot?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Which prehistoric reptile had the best manners?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you call a reptile that's always starting shit on social media?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
How can you tell how much a reptile weighs?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you call a reptile with a map?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Never get into a conversation with a flying reptile
Their conversations always dragon for way too long
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What do you call a rap battle between two lizards? A reptile diss function
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What do you call a reptile who enjoys snapping picture of food and sunsets?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What do you call an accusatory reptile?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
What do you call a large reptile that solves crimes?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What do you call a joke-telling hard-to-see reptile?
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︎ May 15 2020
What do you call a reptile phoning a friend?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
I worked out yesterday, and today I hurt as much as a large prehistoric reptile.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
What do you call a homosexual reptile?
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︎ Dec 23 2019
What is reptile dysfunction?
When your snake stops working.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
What do you call it when a reptile cannot work his email?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
News: βBoy Georgeβs reptile bites 5 people in one day.β
He needs a calmer chameleon
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︎ Sep 29 2019
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︎ Jul 04 2019
The other day, I tried to get a water feeling reptile that smoked weed back to its home, but it attacked me.
I'm not good with crock pots.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
Back in medieval times, they used to make computer mice out of the poop of giant flame breathing reptiles...
...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
One day my daughter and I were on a walk together and were surprised to see a shelled reptile a little ways down the road. Guess which direction it was heading?
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︎ May 02 2019
What do you call a large reptile that likes to start fights? An instigator.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What do you call a mathematical reptile?
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︎ Jun 01 2018
What kind of reptile to math teachers keep as pets?
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︎ Jun 11 2019
The local reptile show had to delay on account of misbehaving lizards.
They had a severe case of a reptile dysfunction.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
What do you get if you cross a mammal with a reptile?
Most probably sued by the Humane Society.
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︎ Apr 02 2018
What do you call a funny reptile?
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︎ Jan 26 2017
What do you call it when a scary reptile robs a drink shop?
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︎ Jul 31 2018
I have a reptile named fib
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︎ Mar 15 2018
What reptile spends the most time in the bathroom?
A Commode-o dragon.
Crosspost from r/jokes
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︎ Jun 23 2017
What do you call a reptile that is good at math?
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︎ Apr 18 2018
What do you call a financially savvy reptile?
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︎ Nov 01 2017
Reptile disfunction
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︎ Dec 16 2013
What do you get when you cross an LCD screen and a reptile?
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︎ Mar 29 2017
What do you call a reptile that ruins household appliances?
A crack-a-dial.
EDIT: The real joke is how much time and effort was spent thinking this joke up
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︎ Nov 05 2017
What do you call a reptile that asks a lot of questions?
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︎ Jul 12 2016
I found a small reptile in my ear.
I think it's an irrigator.
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︎ Oct 06 2016
Geriatric Irish reptile toilet?
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︎ Dec 23 2014
Someone told me as a kid that huge reptiles reside in the sewers...
What a croc of shit that turned out to be.
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︎ Oct 15 2015
I heard Boy Georgeβs reptile bites 5 people in one day.
He needs a calmer chameleon.
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︎ Jan 07 2018
What do you call a homosexual reptile ?
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︎ Aug 08 2018
What do you do when you call a large reptile?
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︎ Jan 30 2018
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