A list of puns related to "Reptile Name"
He's a lie-zard
context: My dad and I have a baby python named peter, and he's been striking at the glass of the cage when you walk near him.
me: Peter is such an asshole, just went to check on him and he went to bite me.
dad: Well, I called the vet today about him being mean, turns out he has a reptile-dysfunction.
me: GROANS
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