I have a reptile named fib

He's a lie-zard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ploo_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Dad and Peter the Python

context: My dad and I have a baby python named peter, and he's been striking at the glass of the cage when you walk near him.  

  me: Peter is such an asshole, just went to check on him and he went to bite me.  

  dad: Well, I called the vet today about him being mean, turns out he has a reptile-dysfunction.  

  me: GROANS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImTomRS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2015
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