A list of puns related to "Tortoise"
It was a turtle disaster!
A slow poke
A turtle disaster
The Hare : you beat me in the race but i had a nap, so who's the Real Winner.?
Where you left it.
To get to the Shell station.
A slow poke
Tortellini
It was a turtle disaster!
I am a proud father.
Wife: Your teacher has a Russian Tortoise.
6-year old son: Why is called Russian when it goes so slow.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Bonus dad points the longer you draw it out with your arms in the air and/or in a public place)
It was a turtle disaster.
My SO and I were wondering what the plural of tortoise was.
"Is it tortoises or tortae?" we asked, walking.
"We're in Mexico, it's tortilla."
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