Punny Creatures be punny.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hot_as_duck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?

A Cyclone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?

A pacifish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KitsuneLuey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2020
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The creature of the month: Octobe(a)r!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MeganTheCartoonist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a sea creature looking for something?

A sea searchin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/magic_feet_toss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2020
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which sea creature wants smaller batteries?

the "more A" eel

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KrimsunV
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What kind of health insurance do Halloween creatures have?

Medi-SCARE!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SideEyeandSigh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2020
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How do you call a Sea creature that only cares about himself?

A Selfish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BananoGamer9000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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Pandas are very violent creatures when they're brought in for visits

Everyone knows a panda eats shoots and leaves.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xwhy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2020
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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"What do you call a creature that is half fish half skeleton?"

"A femurmaid."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/donald_dick142
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2020
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I have come to love all of gods creatures.

Especially next to a pile of mashed potatoes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toweliieee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2020
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What creature do you follow to find your way out of a swamp?

A navi-gator.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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Guess what creatures can add 8+3.14159

OctoPi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lfantine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2020
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What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?

That's a moray.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarthBobLoblaw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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Told my kids about a mythical creature...

...The Redone D'ant.

It's a creature the size of an ant. But it has the head of an ant, the body of an ant, and the legs of another ant. It's half ant, half other ant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/STK1369
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2020
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What do you call a blind forest creature?

No idear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hitokirizac
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2020
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

*insert laugh track here*

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Froxaii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2019
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This poor creature hit an iceberg ...

https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrbadxampl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2020
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2020
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What sea creature can fly without a wing?

A-balloon-e

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zerio13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2020
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I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_QuamTheBomb_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2019
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Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend,

turned out he was anemone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2020
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The creatures name is actually Sal, but this is no Sal ad.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2019
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Seahorses are truly underachieving creatures...

If they weren't, they'd be called Ahorses!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blastbeast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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What exercise do sea creatures do a lot of ?

The do Plank-tons

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sameowra1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2019
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What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?

The sass-quatch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2019
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This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timesuck47
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2019
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nuns are literally creatures of habit
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2019
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What creature lives only in the past?

The nost-algea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordTord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
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Today, in my garden, I came across a creature that was a cross between man and cat!

It was a Manx cat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20 2019
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OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!

He tried to do it squid pro quo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2019
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What do you call a sea creature with flow?

An Eminemone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Frobi-Wan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?

VampIrish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/owls_n_bees
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2019
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What do you call a mythical creature with a cold?

Achoopacabra

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ltdansicecream1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2019
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I was rubbing a lamp containing fermented soya beans and suddenly a mythical creature popped up and started making sexist remarks against women.

Miso-Genie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2019
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One large woodland creature that can’t feel pain, four large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain, three large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain, seven large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain.

I know there is a joke here, but seems like a bunch of random numb bears to me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheVoidofChemistry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2019
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What ancient, mythical creature do middle-aged women hate most?

The Menopausus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cicoontour
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2019
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I'm planning a parody TV show of Stranger Things, but starring river-based forest creatures.

I'm calling it Otter Stuff.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/poorloko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2019
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A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.

Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hell2go
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2019
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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Nuns are creatures of habit.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ghostwriter623
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2019
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