Punny Creatures be punny.
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οΈ Dec 23 2020
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on
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οΈ Oct 31 2020
What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?
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οΈ Dec 10 2020
The creature of the month: Octobe(a)r!
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οΈ Oct 27 2020
What do you call a sea creature looking for something?
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οΈ Sep 19 2020
which sea creature wants smaller batteries?
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οΈ Sep 16 2020
What kind of health insurance do Halloween creatures have?
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οΈ Oct 01 2020
How do you call a Sea creature that only cares about himself?
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
Pandas are very violent creatures when they're brought in for visits
Everyone knows a panda eats shoots and leaves.
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οΈ Sep 26 2020
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
"What do you call a creature that is half fish half skeleton?"
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οΈ Sep 27 2020
I have come to love all of gods creatures.
Especially next to a pile of mashed potatoes.
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οΈ Jul 31 2020
What creature do you follow to find your way out of a swamp?
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οΈ Aug 14 2020
Guess what creatures can add 8+3.14159
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οΈ Aug 21 2020
What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?
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οΈ Jun 30 2020
Told my kids about a mythical creature...
...The Redone D'ant.
It's a creature the size of an ant. But it has the head of an ant, the body of an ant, and the legs of another ant. It's half ant, half other ant.
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οΈ Jun 16 2020
What do you call a blind forest creature?
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οΈ Jun 22 2020
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
*insert laugh track here*
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οΈ Jun 02 2019
This poor creature hit an iceberg ...
https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg
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οΈ May 26 2020
Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?
It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"
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οΈ Jun 03 2020
I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."
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οΈ Jan 23 2020
What sea creature can fly without a wing?
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οΈ Apr 24 2020
Iβm a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. Itβs Leprechronic.
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οΈ Nov 15 2019
Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend,
turned out he was anemone.
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οΈ Feb 18 2020
The creatures name is actually Sal, but this is no Sal ad.
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οΈ Aug 17 2019
Seahorses are truly underachieving creatures...
If they weren't, they'd be called Ahorses!
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οΈ Jan 22 2020
What exercise do sea creatures do a lot of ?
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οΈ Oct 17 2019
What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?
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οΈ Dec 02 2019
This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
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οΈ Aug 07 2019
nuns are literally creatures of habit
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οΈ Nov 20 2019
What creature lives only in the past?
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οΈ Nov 18 2019
Today, in my garden, I came across a creature that was a cross between man and cat!
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οΈ Nov 20 2019
OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!
He tried to do it squid pro quo.
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οΈ Nov 14 2019
What do you call a sea creature with flow?
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οΈ Nov 19 2019
What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?
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οΈ Oct 28 2019
What do you call a mythical creature with a cold?
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οΈ Feb 16 2019
I was rubbing a lamp containing fermented soya beans and suddenly a mythical creature popped up and started making sexist remarks against women.
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οΈ Sep 16 2019
One large woodland creature that canβt feel pain, four large woodland creatures that canβt feel pain, three large woodland creatures that canβt feel pain, seven large woodland creatures that canβt feel pain.
I know there is a joke here, but seems like a bunch of random numb bears to me.
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οΈ Mar 14 2019
What ancient, mythical creature do middle-aged women hate most?
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οΈ Mar 22 2019
I'm planning a parody TV show of Stranger Things, but starring river-based forest creatures.
I'm calling it Otter Stuff.
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οΈ Jul 24 2019
A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.
Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.
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οΈ Jun 29 2019
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
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οΈ Sep 15 2019
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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οΈ Nov 15 2019
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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οΈ Nov 07 2019
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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οΈ Oct 29 2019
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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οΈ Nov 18 2019
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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οΈ Nov 02 2019
Nuns are creatures of habit.
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οΈ Apr 24 2019
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