Punny Creatures be punny.
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on
What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?
The creature of the month: Octobe(a)r!
What do you call a sea creature looking for something?
which sea creature wants smaller batteries?
What kind of health insurance do Halloween creatures have?
How do you call a Sea creature that only cares about himself?
Pandas are very violent creatures when they're brought in for visits
Everyone knows a panda eats shoots and leaves.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
"What do you call a creature that is half fish half skeleton?"
I have come to love all of gods creatures.
Especially next to a pile of mashed potatoes.
What creature do you follow to find your way out of a swamp?
Guess what creatures can add 8+3.14159
What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?
Told my kids about a mythical creature...
...The Redone D'ant.
It's a creature the size of an ant. But it has the head of an ant, the body of an ant, and the legs of another ant. It's half ant, half other ant.
What do you call a blind forest creature?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
*insert laugh track here*
This poor creature hit an iceberg ...
https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg
Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?
It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"
I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."
What sea creature can fly without a wing?
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend,
turned out he was anemone.
The creatures name is actually Sal, but this is no Sal ad.
Seahorses are truly underachieving creatures...
If they weren't, they'd be called Ahorses!
What exercise do sea creatures do a lot of ?
What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?
This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
nuns are literally creatures of habit
What creature lives only in the past?
Today, in my garden, I came across a creature that was a cross between man and cat!
OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!
He tried to do it squid pro quo.
What do you call a sea creature with flow?
What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?
What do you call a mythical creature with a cold?
I was rubbing a lamp containing fermented soya beans and suddenly a mythical creature popped up and started making sexist remarks against women.
One large woodland creature that can’t feel pain, four large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain, three large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain, seven large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain.
I know there is a joke here, but seems like a bunch of random numb bears to me.
What ancient, mythical creature do middle-aged women hate most?
I'm planning a parody TV show of Stranger Things, but starring river-based forest creatures.
I'm calling it Otter Stuff.
A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.
Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
Nuns are creatures of habit.
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