The ocean keeps its sea crits.
I guess they were critter-sizing me
They didn’t like my critter sizing.
Apparently they just can’t take a little critter-sizing!
The last few weeks have involved my grandmas senile boyfriend moving back to his kids' house while she deals with some medical issues. His kids happen to live on a ranch, so he's helping them out with the critters while he's there. While helping him move in, my dad finds a straw hat out on the porch. So my dad tells him
"Hey Frank, I found you a pilots hat."
To which the innocently senile Frank replies "A pilots hat? What do you suppose I'd do with that?
Dad replies "When you see some shit, you pile it"
They said I was too critter-sizing
They didn’t like me critter sizing.
I guess they didn't want me critter sizing.
They didn't like me critter sizing.