A list of puns related to "The Critters"
The last few weeks have involved my grandmas senile boyfriend moving back to his kids' house while she deals with some medical issues. His kids happen to live on a ranch, so he's helping them out with the critters while he's there. While helping him move in, my dad finds a straw hat out on the porch. So my dad tells him
"Hey Frank, I found you a pilots hat."
To which the innocently senile Frank replies "A pilots hat? What do you suppose I'd do with that?
Dad replies "When you see some shit, you pile it"
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