Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?

He’s the one who can’t stop on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What’s a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer?

Comet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?

Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.

"What was the other reindeer's name?"

"Um, Dasher?"

No."

"Dancer?"

"No. Olive."

"Olive?"

"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."

I was very proud.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What’s the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer?

One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Do you know why Santa and eight reindeer couldn’t open his vehicle?

One horse open sleigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.

Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsh921
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Santa's adding another reindeer for a new look this year.

And he's sleighing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisethelort
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How did Santa's reindeer look when they got 3 piece tailored suits?

Dashing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenthegreen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.

They call them Jingle Berries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchpeederMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What's the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mykeythebee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most ?

Rudeolph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a guy that herds reindeer instead of cattle?

A Jolly Rancher!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a reindeer soaking in the rain?

Raindeer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatCatLady415
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you call a notification reindeer?

Remindeer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Tomorrow night the Reindeer will be working for Santa against their will...

They've been forced into sleighvery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Do you know why Finnish reindeer herders are always calm?

They're nomads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sigurbodi91
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Which reindeer throws the most unpopular parties?

Donner.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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We have Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer On

My dad says "they never talk about Olive the other reindeer..."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Santa actually only had two reindeer

Rudolph and Olive (the other reindeer).

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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Which of Santa’s reindeer do no dinosaurs like?

Comet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Did you hear about Bert the brown nosed reindeer?

He's second behind Rudolph but can't stop as quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahamrap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Santa's reindeer don't roast each other... they have rude-offs

If you don't get it, sleigh it out loud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Which reindeer needs an attitude adjustment?

RUDEolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squeezer999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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How much do Santa’s reindeer cost?

Nothing. They are on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOnlyJolt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Reindeer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marpidilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2015
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Now that Christmas is coming up I see pictures of reindeer everywhere.

I guess when it reins, it pours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

Go into town and blow a few bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairy_colonic_jr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2016
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The doctors found a mole on my arm in the shape of a reindeer.

Turns out I have skin prancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMiniMinotaur
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Do you guys know how much Santa paid for all his reindeer?

Nothing, they were on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flattishsassy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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What do you call a scary reindeer?

What do you call a scary reindeer?

 

A cari-BOO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diriector_Doc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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I bought two reindeer for only a dollar each and thought I got a great deal ...

But it turns out they were two deer. Still, it was only a couple of bucks.

To be honest, I feel like I have more doe now than before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/44pointer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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What reindeer are the dinosaurs afraid of?

Comet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepypanda59
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CerealTheCrusader
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NapkinApocalypse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?

Comet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncorruptedQuiver
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Which reindeer is the meanest?

RUDE-olph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediumghetto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What's a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer?

Comet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darrenwolin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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What reindeer was always mean to Rudolph?

Olive, the other reindeer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Which Reindeer do dinosaurs hate the most?

Comet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/To_live_r_die
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?

Comet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer?

Comet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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Who was the meanest reindeer to Rudolph?

Olive.

Because Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?

Comet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talkingbrownies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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