Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
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I looked into taking a trip to Norway in the next ten years...

But I can't a-fjord it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why does Norway have barcodes on the sides of it's ships ?

So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Why does Norway have barcodes on their ships?

So they can just Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clangin813
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?

It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turb0charg3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artofmuziq88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why does Norway and Sweden’s navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So the can scandinavian

Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeutscheTaters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why aren't people in Norway able to purchase anything?

Kronervirus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyhacks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?

Their ancestors are vi-kings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Did you know Norway has barcodes on the sides of all of their ships?

It’s so they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carson0412
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlayerMig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Did you know the Norway Navy has barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mercury1091
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.

I couldn't afjord it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why do Norway's battleships have barcodes on the side of them?

So when they enter port, they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Why does Norway's navy have barcodes on the sides of the ships?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookycheesepuff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Norway’s started putting barcodes on their ships...

...so they can scan da navy in.

(Not mine; saw it on Facebook)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kilmarnock228
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/victor_devito
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Why does Norway put barcodes on their military ships?

So when they return, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radnegone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.

They did Nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackabe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Denmark, Norway, and Sweden just implemented bar codes on all their military ships.

That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/movieguy2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Why does Norway put barcodes on their ships?

So they can scan-di-navian

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Why does Norway's navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their boats?

So when they come back to port they can...

Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePoeticElixir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks β€œI wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says β€œmaybe Norway?” My final friend asks β€œdo you thinks she’s Finnish?”

I boastfully reply β€œI fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Suggs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why do all of Norway’s ships have bar codes?

So they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rf_h3rd3r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Found this on a holiday in Norway
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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A coworker said β€œI heard it’s really gorgeous in Norway”

So I responded β€œActually they call them fjords over there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Why do Norway's naval ships have barcodes printed on their sides?

So they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Why does the Norway navy have barcode s on the side of their ships?

So that when the ships return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Norway prints barcodes on all of their ships

so when they come back home they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Why did the Swedes and Norway put bar codes on their warships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhf145
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Why do they put bar codes on navy ships in Norway?

So they can scan-da-navy-in when they return from war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shortbusinc82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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What do you call Han Solo from Norway?

Harrison Fjord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suprbugtom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I want to go to Norway but I can’t afjord it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbear122
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why do the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charliealphazulu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why does Norway navy have barcodes on their ships?

So when they come to Port they can... Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back into port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryhawk1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BEA7NGU
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bilb0TeaBaggins
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NarcisticPunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back into port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skiftonoid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why do ships in the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side?

So when they come back to port they can... scandinavian

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