Why does the Norwegian Navy put bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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A Norwegian fell down a canyon.

It was a Fjordian slip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Why do the Norwegian navy men have barcodes on them?

So they can Scandanavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n0td4rkl0rd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes?

So when they pull into port, the workers can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I invented a way to communicate in dots and dashes to Norwegians...

I call it Norse Code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their boats?

So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabz09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a Norwegian scuba diver?

A fjord explorer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Did you hear about the Norwegian barcodes they are putting on ships

They put them there so they can scanthenavyin

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...

I couldn't a-fjord it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonononer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why did the Norwegian boats have barcodes on the side?

When they dock, they can scan-di-navian...

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Why is the Norwegian flag having trust issues?

It’s been double crossed so many times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheesecakeMMXX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I've got a pedigree toothless Norwegian Blue Parrot I want to enter in competitions

I hope it sucks seeds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamsternoir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What did the Norwegian money lender say when he arrived at your front door?

NOK NOK.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Norwegian efficiency
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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If a Norwegian robot scans a bird,

It Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliswellinnz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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So the Norwegian Navy is painting their ships with a bar code pattern

So when then come into port, they can Scandanavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ouyin2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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The Norwegian currency has taken ill.

It’s got the Kroner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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The Norwegian Navy added bar codes to their ships.

That way, when they dock, they can just Scan-da-navy-in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stratospher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do Norwegians say when they fall off a Fjord?

FYUCK!!!!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obsidiandragon61
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Why do the Norwegians put barcodes on their military vessels?

So when they get back they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_RivenRoth_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Hey, did y'all hear that the Norwegian Navy is putting barcodes on their ships?

Why, might you ask? It's so they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astucker85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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My Norwegian girlfriend works at the pet store and I saw her checkout a pet bird today.

I guess you could say she Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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What’s protocol #1 for the Norwegian military?

To Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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So i recently read that the Norwegian Government put bar codes on their ships. That means that when a ship comes in, they have to

Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Aye, do you know why the Norwegian Navy puts barcodes on the side of their ships?

So dey can Scandinavian.

All credit goes to an old man clerk at my local liquor store.

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From r/roastme she said she's 19 and Norwegian. imgur.com/VlRAOeJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobazar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?

So they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClemPrime13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDisneyDork
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them?

So they can Scandinavian

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A Norwegian fell down a canyon...

It was a Fjordian slip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clairem2113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Did you know the Norwegian Navy place bar codes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hairyballzak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?

So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegaderis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbizzlebev
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeopardusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them?

So when they come in to port, they can scan the navy in. (Scandinavian)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krispyk84
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why do Norwegian boats have a barcode on the side

So they can Scan-di-navian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fatboyonadiet4lyf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Why do the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on all their ships?

So when they come back to port, they can... Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjaramillo96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on the side?

Because when they return to port, they can.....

Scandinavian!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusRoX123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when the come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrClapCheeks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Did you hear they're putting barcodes on all Norwegian ships so they can Scan-da-Navy-in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilgeekwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?

So they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peiarborist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

To Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xestoh216
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships when returning to port?

So they can Scan da Navy in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buccaschlitz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Wife just asked me why the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships.

So they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lets_try_anal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pistil617
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbon6201
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