A Great British pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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(British pun) People keep saying Trump might dessert the country...

Is that because he has been backed into a MΓΌller Corner?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Statically
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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British pun (you may have to google a couple of names).

If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonathanr7670
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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A rather British pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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Why do the British like acquiring new land?

Because it is proper-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HentaiForMySenpai
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why do British chess players always win?

Because their queen never dies

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My girlfriend and I only watch the first two-thirds of every Great British Baking Show episode.

The final challenge is a real showstopper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lanman33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What do you call it when a British person takes a good long look at something?

A propaganda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nshah0703
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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British people be like I'm bri ish

It's because they drank the t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sss69sss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What does my six year old and an old British car have in common?

They both love to stall when you need to go somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyitsryan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Where do royal British ducks live?

In Duckingham Palace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pol_Ice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you call the British Empire for ants?

British Antpire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamapersonmf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What did the British guy tell his Indian mother when he was going to leave?

Mum, bye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perry655
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Wanna know why british people don’t pronounce the t in british?

Because they drank it all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chiefm2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Has anyone seen the British version of Moana?

Johanna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingpotato28
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What’s the difference between American dogs and British dogs?

American dogs pants while British dogs trousers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnr_jinx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why do the British leave out the β€˜t’ in β€˜bottle’?

The tea’s implied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InFinnity1203
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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On October 5, 1520, the British discovered counting by 5's.

5/10/1520

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damien665
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do the British call a person who uses the toilet too often?

A Loo-natic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eeeeman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Turns out there’s a group of people who believe the earth is just a rented apartment from galactic British overlords

damn flat earthers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurebat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why don’t British people pronounce the β€œT” in British?

After the incident in Boston, they don’t want to lose their T’s again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kennycrab12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why do British people not pronounce their t's?

They've drunken all of it already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourCreepyGramps
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I love British accents (from /r/lgballt)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nachog2003
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What do you call a british fundraiser?

A charitea event

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Two British monks set up a small snack stand at the parish fair.

They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was

the chip monk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franksymptoms
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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How do you call a british boob?

A tea tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mebro_Redditer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?

Thatcher in the rye.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own

The British were simply out-plaid

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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How does a British woodworker get around?

A cab innit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilAKoof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My British friend has started getting his son private tutoring

I can't imagine how much money he must be shilling out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeper321448
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Tell me something about the British islands. No hurry.

No rush at all. Isle Wight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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We’ve just had a decorator in to do some work on the house. I got chatting to him and it turns out he is a British Airways pilot who’s been furloughed and earning a bit of extra cash.

He made a lovely job of the landing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommadds
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I love British summertime.

It's my favourite day of the year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaoler86
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you call a British dinosaur?

Tearex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What will British be without tea?

Briish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinotm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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A British man decided to pick up a hitchhiker with no arms, 1 leg and 3 heads.

He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What did the short American scientist say to the tall British scientist?

β€œYou’re pretty Fahrenheit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt9764
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Greg British Baking Show
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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British people be like: I'm bri ish

I guess they drank the t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NGBNM
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Why are ants British?

Because they colonize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaughingHyena12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My friend was really proud of his British heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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