English puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OoRicky92oO
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English pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBoiLol
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You don't often see English puns in Russia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/petr1111
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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The French translation of this brand is an intentional English pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satanaphobia
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As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mamado21
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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
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Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmkwee
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Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)

Because its either sunni or shi'ite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentinel_UK
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Using the word β€˜but’ in an English Assignment is good,

However.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yep-guy
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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language

I don’t know why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
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What’s Zapdos’ name in English?

ZapTwo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunescapeCoin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What's the longest word in the english language?

It's "smiles", because there's a mile between the two "s"'s.

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Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.

When I think about it, I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call a software engineer who was an English teacher?

A pro-grammar

Was told by a friend's father!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
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English for foreigners... When do S and C sound the same?

When it's necessary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Politics is the most accurate word in the English language

Poly = many. Ticks = blood sucking parasites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tao1976
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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
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English sucks sometimes πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammed_ziyadh
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I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet

I don't know why!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?

"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mechanicface
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What did Matthew McConaughey say to his English class?

All write, all write, all write

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queen-Monster
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For all the non-English speakers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BULLZ_0N_P4R4DE
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What do you call an English fisherman?

Angler Saxon

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What is an English Teacher’s favourite drink?

Tequila mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Once I was so dehydrated, I couldn’t even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.

I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Little Timmy is in english class

Teacher: Timmy, tell me a word that begins with M

Timmy: Yesterday

Teacher: But Timmy, yesterday doesn't begin with M, begins with Y

Timmy: But teacher, yesterday was monday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudumedel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.

But atleast she has a smoothie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why are all ants English?

because they like to colonize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darwinsth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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English is not my native language, please be merciful
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaekys
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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How do you pronounce β‚©2000 in English?

A Wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsaot
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My English is good. But after learning about comparatives,

it is getting better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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To my dirty English teacher whose home I walked through...

There was a lot of literature house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
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school has really reminded me of english classes and writing a bunch of these
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattybanatty
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An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.

From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
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What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?

Smiles. Because there is a mile between each S.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yatyas0310
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I move America last month and I'm still try to learning English

Teacher : Juan, create a sentence using the word "harmony"

Me: i tell my girlfriend that my money is harmony. We share everything together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
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Hey Google! Translate β€œΒΏComo estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.

Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...

β€œHowya bean pop?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
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One of my favourite words in the English language is β€œfrequently”.

I try to use it as often as possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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There's a new tennis tournament for English nuns.

It's called Wimpledon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TzarGinger
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Ha Ha this is funny joke english is fourth language
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobtomzoe69
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A mountain lion has over 40 different names in English.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/69pussywrecker69
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Somebody broke into my house and stole my Oxford English Dictionary.

I’m lost for words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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My wife yelled at me after I ate all of our English pastries

Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
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English puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles.

The first and last letters are miles apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What's the longest word in the English Language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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