English Word Puns

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

However.

When I think about it, I see why.

Poly = many. Ticks = blood sucking parasites.

I try to use it as often as possible.

It really gets under my skin.

He said, "oui, wee."

The contestant spells it right and the judge replies: “Eso si que es.

'Incorrectly'

The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:

Slowly across the desert sand, Marched a lonely caravan, Men on camel, two by two, Destination; Timbuktu.

The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:

Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They were three, we were two, I bucked one, Tim bucked two.

Smiles

Because it's one mile from the first S to the next.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, he won't come anyways.

It's "smiles", because there's a mile between the two "s"'s.

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

Smiles. Because there is a mile between each S.

"Smiles", because there's a mile between the first and last letter.

‚Smiles‘ because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

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“the”, “English”, and “language”

Two words.

No, it is not.

Smiles. There's a mile between each S.

Do you know what the longest word in the dictonary is??

Smiles, because there is a mile between the S's ....