What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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Using the word β€˜but’ in an English Assignment is good,

However.

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Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.

When I think about it, I see why.

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Politics is the most accurate word in the English language

Poly = many. Ticks = blood sucking parasites.

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One of my favourite words in the English language is β€œfrequently”.

I try to use it as often as possible.

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The most conceted word in the English language is epitoME.
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Among all the words in the English language, β€œsubcutaneous” is my least favourite.

It really gets under my skin.

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I asked my French friend if he knew what the word "pipi" translated to in English...

He said, "oui, wee."

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In a Spanish spelling bee for English words, the contestant is given the word β€œSocks”

The contestant spells it right and the judge replies: β€œEso si que es.

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I told my English teacher I planned on writing my onomatopoeia assignment on the word fap

He told me I was to discuss ting

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What word in the English language is always spelt incorrectly?

'Incorrectly'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackSerpentis
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There’s a word for crying while jacking off in German. There’s also one in English

It’s a real tearjerker

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There was a big poetry contest and it cane down to two finalists, an English proffessor and a native American. They had to improvise a poem from a word that the judges gave them. The word was Timbuktu...

The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:

Slowly across the desert sand, Marched a lonely caravan, Men on camel, two by two, Destination; Timbuktu.

The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:

Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They were three, we were two, I bucked one, Tim bucked two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
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My (late grand)dad's favorite joke: What's the longest English word ever?

Smiles

Because it's one mile from the first S to the next.

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My dad's dying words... no that's a lie. It was my 10th grade English teacher, all those years ago.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, he won't come anyways.

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What's the longest word in the english language?

It's "smiles", because there's a mile between the two "s"'s.

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What's the longest word in the English Language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?

Smiles. Because there is a mile between each S.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yatyas0310
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What's the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles", because there's a mile between the first and last letter.

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What is the longest word in the english language?

β€šSmilesβ€˜ because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeislikeadick
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What's the longest word in the English language?

A word from our sponsors.

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What are the three most common words in the English language?

β€œthe”, β€œEnglish”, and β€œlanguage”

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There are many words in the English language, but I have two words for you.

Two words.

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What is the shortest word in the English language

No, it is not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
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Heard this one at the dentist: What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. There's a mile between each S.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Longest Word in the English language.

Do you know what the longest word in the dictonary is??

Smiles, because there is a mile between the S's ....

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