A list of puns related to "English Words"
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
However.
When I think about it, I see why.
Poly = many. Ticks = blood sucking parasites.
I try to use it as often as possible.
It really gets under my skin.
It is canned (beer).
Edit: Ok, for those who don’t get it
He said, "oui, wee."
He told me I was to discuss ting
'Incorrectly'
It’s a real tearjerker
Smiles
Because it's one mile from the first S to the next.
The English professor went first. He thought for a minute, then stepped up to the mic and said:
Slowly across the desert sand, Marched a lonely caravan, Men on camel, two by two, Destination; Timbuktu.
The audience applauded. Then it was the Native American's turn. He stepped up to the mic and said:
Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three gals in a pop-up tent. They were three, we were two, I bucked one, Tim bucked two.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he won't come anyways.
It's "smiles", because there's a mile between the two "s"'s.
Smiles.
The first and last letters are miles apart.
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
Smiles. Because there is a mile between each S.
"Smiles", because there's a mile between the first and last letter.
‚Smiles‘ because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
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“the”, “English”, and “language”
No, it is not.
Two words.
Smiles. There's a mile between each S.
Do you know what the longest word in the dictonary is??
Smiles, because there is a mile between the S's ....
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