“Yes” “Oui” “Sí” “Ja”
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
He said, "oui, wee."
She's a bit of a Polly-gloat.
-Oui
They even eliminated tea entirely from their pronunciations.
I said, "well, it's still all just written in sign language"
The English cat braced herself, and said “One, two, three!”. The cat swam across. The French cat braced herself, and said “Un, deux, trois !” Cat sank.
A Two-Deux list.
and says 'That's acute accent.'
Do you remember how to count to 10 in french?
Ok Good.
So there are two cats, an English cat and a French cat and they are trying to make it across a river.
The english cat is named "one,two,three" and the french cat is named "Un, duex, trois". Which cat makes it across the river?
... The English cat because the un duex trois quatre cinq
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.
They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.
So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.
I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
My wife looked up at me, "And...?"
"I guess I'm sorry for not telling you that you married a sans-vest-ite."
She stared blankly at me and then rolled her eyes.
I didn't make the joke in english but it translates well.
We just had lunch and my mom was clearing out the table and putting stuff in the dishwasher while my brothers and my dad were talking about the party we were going to that afternoon. My mom and dad would go there by bike and my brothers and I would take the car.
Then my mom said: "should I turn on the dishwasher so everything will be clean when we'll return?"
On which I commented: "That's not fair, we go by car, and you by bike, while the dishwasher has to run?"
Dad: I have an [your job] envelope for you.
Me: Can you open it and tell me what it is?
Dad: Sure.
(two minutes later)
Dad: It's still an envelope.
So we get a book sent to our library, it was a little kids book called "I know all the letters of the alphabet." Me: looking at book "huh, I know all the letters of the alphabet?" Boss: "Yeah it got sent here by accident." Me: "You know I know only 25 letters of the alphabet." Boss: "Really?" Me: "Yeah I don't know why." Groaning was heard as the joke spread around the office.
Hi pun-masters!
I will share my life with a cat, starting Saturday! It’s a grey\white Maine coon male.
The thing is that I love puns, and when I saw the cat called « Sean Coonery », I thought it was adorable!
I’m not that good in finding right puns, and I was wondering if people wouldn’t mind helping me a little!
I live in Montreal, so it can be either English or French!
Thanks in advance!
Sometimes when we eat breakfast together, I'll decide I want eggs - I usually take two or three. I live in a bilingual family - half French, half English. So I ask him, in English;
-Dad, do you want one or two eggs? -Only one. Un oeuf is un oeuf.
Sadly it doesnt work in english. Ill give you the gist though.
Sei ich in einem langweiligen französisch Kurs. Stapel Stifte und Radiergummies, und nach einiger Zeit fragt die Lehrerin was ich den mache. "ich bin nebenberuflicher Hochstapler"
Translated gist: I was stacking pens and erasers in a french class. When the teacher asked what I was doing I said, Im a part time Hochstapler wich can basically mean high-stacker or fraudster
Got the whole class to laugh, twas fun
Me during an unrelated conversation: Oh you don't even fucking know Friend: whoa, language! Me: I'm speaking English... but excuse my French.
So my family is French and we also speak English.
Basically, every birthday, my mom would say she got me cash for my birthday. (cache, which is pronounced like cash, means to hide, in French). My dad would then say, in French, "Ohhhh, cash! I thought you said cache! I hid it last week and I cant find it!"
Him - "This stuff is easy. My son in grade 6 is learning how to translate shapes right now."
Me - "I didn't realize there was a difference between a French square and an English square."
Took him a moment, but he groaned and shook his head. I saw the smile he was trying to hide.
My family was walking in Venice and some guy approached my dad and said "Excuse me sir do you speak Italian?" Dad "No." Guy "Do you speak English?" Dad "No." Guy "Do you speak French then?" Dad "No." Guy "Then what language do you speak?" Dad "English" The guy gave up after that point. Once he left, my dad turned to me and said "That is a youism if there ever was one." I responded by saying "No dad I would have said we spoke Chinese."
Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!
Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.
