English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
You don't often see English puns in Russia
The French translation of this brand is an intentional English pun
As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school 🙃
Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
Using the word ‘but’ in an English Assignment is good,
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language
What’s Zapdos’ name in English?
Some people say that "icy" is the easiest word in the English language to spell.
When I think about it, I see why.
What do you call a software engineer who was an English teacher?
A pro-grammar
Was told by a friend's father!
English for foreigners... When do S and C sound the same?
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
Politics is the most accurate word in the English language
Poly = many.
Ticks = blood sucking parasites.
English sucks sometimes 😂
For all the non-English speakers.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What did Matthew McConaughey say to his English class?
All write, all write, all write
What do you call an English fisherman?
What is an English Teacher’s favourite drink?
Once I was so dehydrated, I couldn’t even remember all the letters in the English alphabet.
I went ABCDEFG and then PQRSTUVWXYZ. I was missing H to O.
Little Timmy is in english class
Teacher: Timmy, tell me a word that begins with M
Timmy: Yesterday
Teacher: But Timmy, yesterday doesn't begin with M, begins with Y
Timmy: But teacher, yesterday was monday
My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.
But atleast she has a smoothie
Why are all ants English?
because they like to colonize.
English is not my native language, please be merciful
How do you pronounce ₩2000 in English?
My English is good. But after learning about comparatives,
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
To my dirty English teacher whose home I walked through...
There was a lot of literature house.
school has really reminded me of english classes and writing a bunch of these
An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
I move America last month and I'm still try to learning English
Teacher : Juan, create a sentence using the word "harmony"
Me: i tell my girlfriend that my money is harmony. We share everything together.
Hey Google! Translate “¿Como estas frijole Coca Cola?” into English.
Google: Ok... But you’re not gonna like it...
“Howya bean pop?”
One of my favourite words in the English language is “frequently”.
I try to use it as often as possible.
Ha Ha this is funny joke english is fourth language
There's a new tennis tournament for English nuns.
A mountain lion has over 40 different names in English.
My wife yelled at me after I ate all of our English pastries
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
Somebody broke into my house and stole my Oxford English Dictionary.
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
What's the longest word in the english language?
It's "smiles", because there's a mile between the two "s"'s.
I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles.
The first and last letters are miles apart.
What's the longest word in the English Language?
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?
Smiles. Because there is a mile between each S.
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