They got all the Russian puns, I'm sorry I can't contribute.
I want to share a Russian pun with you all
but if no one likes it and it gets down-voted then so-v-iet
Somebody give me a really dank list of Snowden puns and Russian puns!
I need a really long list!plz
I hate russian dolls...
They're so full of themselves!
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
Russian cars are very unreliable...
If you're Russian in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?
My Russian girlfriend broke up with me
She said "I'm Finnish with you!"
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
(very dated, but still makes me chuckle)
A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked ”What makes you say that”?
He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.
I met a noble Russian homosexual.
The person who invented Russian roulette
If you are Russian when headed to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
Why did the Russians car not start?
Why couldn’t the Russian drive forward?
His car was Putin reverse.
I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has broke his back.
We didn’t have Oleg to stand on.
The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
Letting you all know that I've volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials held here in Melbourne. I received my first shot at 9.00 am this morning
It’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and im currently feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out of the other.
Why does the Russian presidency stink?
Because Vladamir's pootin.
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.
And I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
Why are Russian cars so terrible?
Because no matter what gear they get Putin, they seem to always be Stalin..
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
~~ brazenly stolen from Alexa with my own twist.
What do you call the rich Russian elite?
What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?
You get a ras***poutine***
Russian COVID-19 Vaccine
Quick PSA: I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать, это уродливый парень. Обожаю Владимира Путина!
What do you call a Russian ninja?
I was asked if I was Russian
I said "No. I have all the time in the world."
How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?
What Does Russian Goofy Eat?
WWII Russian jokes are getting old
They just don’t stop coming
How do you call a Russian cow?
What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You can’t come in without a Thai.
How do Russians get their groceries delivered?
I’m Russian to the kitchen for a spoon 😂😂
What do you call a Russian fish?
I hate Russian nesting dolls
They’re so full of themselves
If you're Russian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
I hate Russian dolls.
There so full of themselves.
I hate Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
This week I volunteered for the Russian developed Covid-19 vaccine...
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
I hate Russian Matryoshka dolls.
They are so full of themselves.