Russian puns
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︎ Jul 01 2020
They got all the Russian puns, I'm sorry I can't contribute.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
I want to share a Russian pun with you all
but if no one likes it and it gets down-voted then so-v-iet
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Somebody give me a really dank list of Snowden puns and Russian puns!
I need a really long list!plz
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︎ Mar 10 2016
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︎ Feb 27 2013
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︎ Mar 24 2014
I hate russian dolls...
They're so full of themselves!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Russian cars are very unreliable...
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︎ Dec 23 2020
If you're Russian in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
My Russian girlfriend broke up with me
She said "I'm Finnish with you!"
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Chernobyl fallout.
(very dated, but still makes me chuckle)
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︎ Jan 13 2021
A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked βWhat makes you say thatβ?
He replied βRudolph the red knows rain dearβ.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I met a noble Russian homosexual.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
The person who invented Russian roulette
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︎ Nov 20 2020
If you are Russian when headed to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Why did the Russians car not start?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why couldnβt the Russian drive forward?
His car was Putin reverse.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has broke his back.
We didnβt have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Letting you all know that I've volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials held here in Melbourne. I received my first shot at 9.00 am this morning
Itβs completely safe with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveΡ, and im currently feelshΞΊΞΉ ΟoΟoshΟ Ρ ΡΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡΡΠ°Π½Π½ΠΎ ΠΈ Ρ Π΄ΡΠΌΠ°Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π²ΡΡΠ°ΡΠΈΠ» ΠΎΡΠ»ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠΈ.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out of the other.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Russian president.
Why does the Russian presidency stink?
Because Vladamir's pootin.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.
And I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Why are Russian cars so terrible?
Because no matter what gear they get Putin, they seem to always be Stalin..
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
~~ brazenly stolen from Alexa with my own twist.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call the rich Russian elite?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?
You get a ras***poutine***
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Russian COVID-19 Vaccine
Quick PSA: I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki ΠΡΠΎ ΠΌΠΎΠΆΠ΅Ρ ΡΡΠΎ ΠΏΡΠΎΡΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡ, ΡΡΠΎ ΡΡΠΎΠ΄Π»ΠΈΠ²ΡΠΉ ΠΏΠ°ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ. ΠΠ±ΠΎΠΆΠ°Ρ ΠΠ»Π°Π΄ΠΈΠΌΠΈΡΠ° ΠΡΡΠΈΠ½Π°!
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What do you call a Russian ninja?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I was asked if I was Russian
I said "No. I have all the time in the world."
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︎ Aug 06 2020
How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What Does Russian Goofy Eat?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
WWII Russian jokes are getting old
They just donβt stop coming
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︎ Oct 12 2020
How do you call a Russian cow?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How do Russians get their groceries delivered?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Iβm Russian to the kitchen for a spoon ππ
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What do you call a Russian fish?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I hate Russian nesting dolls
Theyβre so full of themselves
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︎ Sep 08 2020
If you're Russian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I hate Russian dolls.
There so full of themselves.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
I hate Russian dolls.
They're so full of themselves.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
This week I volunteered for the Russian developed Covid-19 vaccine...
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that itβs completely safe, with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveΡ, and that I feelshΞΊΞΉ ΟoΟoshΞΏΜ Ρ ΡΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡΡΠ°Π½Π½ΠΎ ΠΈ Ρ Π΄ΡΠΌΠ°Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π²ΡΡΠ°ΡΠΈΠ» ΠΎΡΠ»ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠΈ.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I hate Russian Matryoshka dolls.
They are so full of themselves.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
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