Russian puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OurtubeBlyat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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They got all the Russian puns, I'm sorry I can't contribute.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jbob285
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I want to share a Russian pun with you all

but if no one likes it and it gets down-voted then so-v-iet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UlteriorCovert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Somebody give me a really dank list of Snowden puns and Russian puns!

I need a really long list!plz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Empire-ofehh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppystomper69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2013
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Russian puns via FB imgur.com/14CnRUK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayjaygee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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I hate russian dolls...

They're so full of themselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henr1ew
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...

Then Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Russian cars are very unreliable...

They are always Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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If you're Russian in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My Russian girlfriend broke up with me

She said "I'm Finnish with you!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relatable_dude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Chernobyl fallout.

(very dated, but still makes me chuckle)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sircompo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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A Russian named Rudolph looked out of his window one day and told his wife not to go out without an umbrella. His wife asked ”What makes you say that”?

He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I met a noble Russian homosexual.

His name was Sir Gay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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The person who invented Russian roulette

Had a mind blowing idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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If you are Russian when headed to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom?

European

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why did the Russians car not start?

It kept Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why couldn’t the Russian drive forward?

His car was Putin reverse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.

But no, Nyet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilweasel72
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has broke his back.

We didn’t have Oleg to stand on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.

Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Letting you all know that I've volunteered for the Russian vaccine trials held here in Melbourne. I received my first shot at 9.00 am this morning

It’s completely safe with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveя, and im currently feelshΞΊΞΉ Ο‡oρoshό я Ρ‡ΡƒΠ²ΡΡ‚Π²ΡƒΡŽ сСбя Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ странно ΠΈ я Π΄ΡƒΠΌΠ°ΡŽ, Ρ‡Ρ‚ΠΎ Π²Ρ‹Ρ‚Π°Ρ‰ΠΈΠ» ослиныС ΡƒΡˆΠΈ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian roulette...

It went in one ear and out of the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Russian president.

Why does the Russian presidency stink? Because Vladamir's pootin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aberohammys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.

And I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peach_problems
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why are Russian cars so terrible?

Because no matter what gear they get Putin, they seem to always be Stalin..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?

To get to the other side effects.

~~ brazenly stolen from Alexa with my own twist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwwayladdie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I hate Russian nesting dolls

They’re so full of themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrozenPyromaniac_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call the rich Russian elite?

kreml-de-la-crème

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?

You get a ras***poutine***

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_roh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Russian COVID-19 Vaccine

Quick PSA: I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki ΠšΡ‚ΠΎ ΠΌΠΎΠΆΠ΅Ρ‚ это ΠΏΡ€ΠΎΡ‡ΠΈΡ‚Π°Ρ‚ΡŒ, это ΡƒΡ€ΠΎΠ΄Π»ΠΈΠ²Ρ‹ΠΉ ΠΏΠ°Ρ€Π΅Π½ΡŒ. ОбоТаю Π’Π»Π°Π΄ΠΈΠΌΠΈΡ€Π° ΠŸΡƒΡ‚ΠΈΠ½Π°!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnRedhead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I was asked if I was Russian

I said "No. I have all the time in the world."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?

They have a Cold War

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not__Joe69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What Does Russian Goofy Eat?

Gorscht.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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WWII Russian jokes are getting old

They just don’t stop coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do you call a Russian cow?

A Mos-cow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_TRUMP_Vincent2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?

"Moss Cow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.

You can’t come in without a Thai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How do Russians get their groceries delivered?

With Putincart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yotaman88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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This week I volunteered for the Russian developed Covid-19 vaccine...

I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshΞΊΞΉ Ο‡oρoshό я Ρ‡ΡƒΠ²ΡΡ‚Π²ΡƒΡŽ сСбя Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ странно ΠΈ я Π΄ΡƒΠΌΠ°ΡŽ, Ρ‡Ρ‚ΠΎ Π²Ρ‹Ρ‚Π°Ρ‰ΠΈΠ» ослиныС ΡƒΡˆΠΈ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I’m Russian to the kitchen for a spoon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesDesign11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I hate Russian Matryoshka dolls.

They are so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChopinAsLex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a Russian fish?

A czar-dine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beastocity1089
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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If you're Russian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I hate Russian dolls.

There so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcbear340
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I hate Russian dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Effectivelyweird
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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